Tales From The Gas Station: Volume Two

Au where Shen yuan who was oblivious to his dog actually being a big ( sexy) demon man until one day luo binghe accidentally reveals himself

I’m going to write something for Jack x Spencer from Tales from the Gas Station… they live rent free in my head. I have to. (Imma call them Jencer as coined by multi-lefaiye)

Here’s a(n unedited) snippet of what I’ve written so far:

The first time it happened, it was only a few minutes to midnight. Early enough for Jack’s shift to still be considered starting but late enough for absolutely nobody except for the odd passerby to walk in through the doors. With a good ten-something hours to go and few, if any, customers, Jack was content to sit slouched back in his chair with his ear plugs in and book in his lap.

An irritated hand flashed over the pages of his book, waving at him.

Jack frowned as he looked up. His ear plugs weren’t that good, surely he’d be able to hear if they just called out his name…

He froze as his gaze met the face of the man in front of him. Bright red hair styled up and an annoyed scowl set across strong features. Spencer fucking Middleton.

Jack’s hand instinctively darted out to grab the gas station landline, only to be stopped by Spencer, who aggravatedly pulled the phone away from him and took it off the hook. A sign that the phone line wasn’t cut and that, if Jack could find the time to pull it off, he could call O’Brien.

The psychopath’s mouth started moving, as if he was speaking, but Jack couldn’t hear anything he was saying.

“What?” He asked, and Spencer’s full body heaved with the force of his sigh. The psychopath gestured with his hands to his ears and that’s when Jack remembered his ear plugs. Right.

After debating the pros and cons of actually hearing the psychopath out, Jack reluctantly took them out. He set them on the counter where Spencer swiped them off onto the gas station floor. Well, Jack was never going to use those again.

“About time,” Spencer snarled. “Who the hell wears ear plugs at work?”

“You would too if you could hear the shit that happens at this place,” Jack muttered.

“What?” Spencer asked, and when Jack didn’t respond, he just shook his head. He then shoved his hand into his pocket and Jack braced himself for whatever it was going to be. It was way past the running away phase.

A poorly wrapped sandwich was tossed onto the table in front of him.

Jack flinched before staring at it, confused, and then looking back up at his arch nemesis.

“What?”

Spencer looked at the sandwich and then at Jack pointedly. Jack just furrowed his brows down at it and stared. For a while. Waiting for whatever torment Jack had planned for him tonight.

“Oh just eat it,” Spencer snarled, and Jack blinked up at him blankly, wondering if Spencer really thought he was that stupid, before pushing it back towards him.

“No thank you.”

“Why not?” Spencer demanded, having the audacity to actually look offended.

“I’m allergic to poison.”

one more 2ha gotcha prompt – txj/chu feinyan for anon! (@2haaction)

aka txj expering the average cat owner’s struggles on the one (1) day of the month he leaves his bedchambers

AOT Season 3 Spoilers

Guys guys guys

You know that plague that happened that Grisha was able to cure? What if it was only there was Grisha brought over the germs from Marley? And that’s how he knew how to cure it too. He caused an epidemic when he entered the walls.

Damn it, Grisha.

Jason to Clive: Do those rune tattoos help with the ladies?

Clive: No. Having a cute familiar who women want to feed helps with the ladies.

Belinda: … You shoo them all away while looking annoyed when they hit on you

Me, overanalyzing the scene:

Clive attracts people by having a cute familiar people want to feed.

Jason plays into Stashe’s biscuit obsession —> he likes feeding familiars.

Jason thinks Onslow is cute. Worries about him multiple times.

Clive shoos away all ladies interested in him when feeding Onslow.

But Clive says Onslow “helps with the ladies.”

Clive uses Onslow to attract Jason/ help him get Jason’s attention because Jason thinks Onslow is cute and wants to feed him.

Clive is really just in love with Jason.

QED

How do I clear chunks from vomit from my sink? My roommate invited a friend over who locked herself in our bathroom and puked INTO OUR SINK even though our toilet was right behind her.

If your favorite math class was Real Analysis….

1. Are you a masochist? And are you okay?

2. Please teach me your ways

Vibrating with excitement to get to this point

Book 6 Jason 🤝 book 12 Clive

I finally have more power than I ever dreamed possible, but I’m still riding the high of righteous battles where I was the underdog so I don’t realize how awful I am being towards people below me in power.

Can we talk about how some of the best fanfictions put there are 10,000-30,000 words?

Sure the full novel + fics are amazing. Shorter fics are beautiful. But fics of the 10,000-30,000 word range just hit different. They’re full stories compacted into a few chapters with the most amazingly written words. Absolutely love.