. Kingfisher Feathers By Anonymous I Binge Read This Fic The Whole Afternoon And Lets Just Say I Am Inlove

Jason basically already does this for Clive.

Clive: *says something*

A gold ranker: Shut up, you’re just a silver ranker

Jason: *Gets a diamond ranker to forcibly drag him out* Clive, please speak again.

Jason would 100% do this for Clive

Suddenly, very suddenly. :'D

I remembered one dialogue from an old movie, so...

that sketch below.

🤍🖤

i can’t? fucking watch me.

Jason to Clive: Do those rune tattoos help with the ladies?

Clive: No. Having a cute familiar who women want to feed helps with the ladies.

Belinda: … You shoo them all away while looking annoyed when they hit on you

Me, overanalyzing the scene:

Clive attracts people by having a cute familiar people want to feed.

Jason plays into Stashe’s biscuit obsession —> he likes feeding familiars.

Jason thinks Onslow is cute. Worries about him multiple times.

Clive shoos away all ladies interested in him when feeding Onslow.

But Clive says Onslow “helps with the ladies.”

Clive uses Onslow to attract Jason/ help him get Jason’s attention because Jason thinks Onslow is cute and wants to feed him.

Clive is really just in love with Jason.

QED

Draco Malfoy as a self insert

Should I be worried that Draco Malfoy is my self-insert when I write fanfiction. Like not the suave, toxic, kind-of-an-asshole but sexy Draco Malfoy that the (teenage) fandom seems to headcanon, but a post-war, repentant, depressed, emotional and prone to lash out Draco Malfoy. Am I broken? Probably. Fuck.

How all my ships work

This person gets it

by okaysuper

Whenever Luffy tries to enter while Sanji’s cooking

<(￣3￣)y▂ξ

from my Ko-fi

my second prompt for @2haaction submitted by @/AVscari on twitter!

(let’s hope tumblr considers this tasteful *artistic* nudity and doesn’t take it down? – will post a crop if that happens)

Well, he must be happy now!! I hope he likes the resolution

anyway,. back to your usual queue'd posts.