Just Finished Svsss - They’re So Silly I Love Them All

If your favorite math class was Real Analysis….

1. Are you a masochist? And are you okay?

2. Please teach me your ways

Can we bring back The Game?

For people who don’t know, there is no way to win The Game. You can only lose. And you lose by thinking about it. When you lose, you announce “I lost the game” and therefore everyone else around you loses as well.

I just feel like this is a fun little part of how I grew up that we should pass into kids today. Let’s bring back people shouting “I lost the game!” In class.

Also, btw, I lost the game.

Good read on how sometimes something becomes too real too fast…..I need! To learn! To stop running from it!

Part 1

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65799097

I may or may not have finished the cock warming fic while on my prep period today (no one tell admin)

After all this is over and everyone’s dead, I just picture Erwin and Levi singing “Revenge Party” from Mean Girls about Zeke in the afterlife.

Just,

“A Revenge party is a party that ends with somebody’s head on a spike.”

How all my ships work

This person gets it

When they part, Jason smirks at him.

“My grandmother would be so proud. Waiting till marriage to kiss my husband like a good Christian boy.”

Clive rolls his eyes, and kisses the smirk off his face.

They talk about Jason coming back. He’d only moved out a few outfits when he was living with Farrah and had been recycling a combination of the same three shirts and two pants. They kiss a few more times, Clive enjoying the novel sensation and Jason feeling like he’d repressing it for far too long.

At last, Jason finally asks.

“So, how about it. Was to go on our… what was it? Fifth? Date?”

They go in the next day, Clive harried and positively miffed at being behind on work. Jason feeling light. It’s a Friday, and for the first time in a while, they head home together.

The next day, Jason plans a picnic. They go out to the nearby park, eat, and head to one of the local museums Clive had mentioned wanting to visit multiple times throughout their marriage. Before it too. Jason has been planning the date before they got married and has simply forgotten about it.

Farrah and Belinda give them shit. But when a few weeks later, the copies of their reports appear bound on Clive’s desk, they know who it was.

(And yes. They do convert Jason’s room into a study and return to the large king Clive has purchased for his own in order to… study. Yeah. Just study.)

A modern day AU where Clive is a lonely researcher and Jason works part time at a dumpling soup shop and at an office supply store.

Clive only goes out for three things - food, office supplies, and basic necessities. Somehow he runs into Jason doing all three of these. And somehow, the chef/server who will let Clive rant about his research, coworkers, the university (all while looking very interested), remembers his name and says hi to him every time they see each other.

God I hope so. I hope he’s reading all the fanfic while in recovery and getting a kick out of it haha

(Are you gonna write it @kathrynalexao3 👀)

Do you guys think Shirtaloon ever checks for fanfiction of He Who Fights with Monsters?

Like do you think he threw out the idea of “Humphrey’s Big Engine” in hopes that some fan would write it? Just kicking his feet as he wrote the joke like “oh god, the shippers are going to LOVE this one!”

The chemistry Jason has with all the men on his team can’t be a mistake. Like that HAS to be intentional. He HAS to have written all their relationships as possible.

I refuse to believe otherwise.