Palace Secrets🌚

Bingge has been running himself ragged for MONTHS looking for HIS 'nice Shizun'.

What he doesn't know is that Shen Yuan transmigrated into wife #216 (the one from the sexy slime chapter...) the same night he came back and have been living his best life in the palace's library every day. He's been 'giving' his night with Bingge to the harem member who managed to sneak him in a 'Flower of Transing your Gender'.

It's kind of uncomfortable to wear a woman's clothes when he's just a totally normal straight guy, but he's FINE!! He's low enough on the totem pole that he is ignored for most of the harem drama and since he's a DUDE now he isn't pulled into any wife plots! Now he gets to study all the monsters he could ever want! Plus, just occasionally glimpsing the 'best wives' like Liu Mingyan, Sha Hauling, and Ningying is pretty cool, too!

Things are going GREAT until he passes by an upper courtyard one morning and finds a Beauty Devouring Harpy-Lizard has three wives cornered and is about to eat them! Oh no! Well, this is probably a wife plot, so Bingge will come any moment now to save them....

any moment now....

any moment....

...

WHERE is he???

Shen Yuan uses his new Beast Knowledge and his stolen body's mild cultivation to tame the lizard. Turns out it's just a juvenile and they can wean it off eating pretty women if they feed it enough regular meat! Now Shen Yuan has three women in his corner, too! They can help keep him off Bingge's radar while he stays in the palace!

Except... well... it keeps happening.

Beasts attack when Shen Yuan is nearby. Bingge doesn't show up. And then Shen Yuan has to deal with it! He's forming his own harem inside of the harem and he doesn't WANT that!!! Bingge will kill him!!!

It all comes to a head when one of the IMPORTANT wives, Ningying, is cornered by a Ravenous Rainbow Gem Tiger! Even using all of his cunning and smarts, Shen Yuan isn't sure he's going to make it! He manages to get Ningying out of there, but he's on the back ropes...

Then Bingge shows up just in time to save the day.

Oh and he looks BAD. Hair unkept, bags under his eyes, like he hadn't been eating; even with Airplane's shitty Cultivation rules the protagonist shouldn't look like this! Shen Yuan INSTANTLY starts fretting over him. Bingge doesn't seem that impressed, probably used to it by now and thinking that this is just gunna lead to The Usual Business. But he gets this little nagging feeling when Shen Yuan invites himself back to his chambers. Shen Yuan bullies him into bathing, brushes out his hair, makes him eat something, and gets him tucked all nicely into bed. And without a hint of papapa in sight!

In fact, Shen Yuan just... pats Bingge on the head and makes him promise he'll sleep and then leaves.

Bingge staring at the ceiling of his bed, taken care of, no sex expected... squints and has his 'wait a fucking minute' moment.

Professional Cuddler AU

Jason who takes on odd jobs and one of those is as a professional cuddler. Clive is, as always, a researcher at a local university. I struggle with how to get Clive to hire Jason, but I’m going to say it’s Belinda who does it as a joke for his birthday. Clive, of course, shows up because he’s not going to be rude.

Jason is immediately aware that Clive isn’t at all into it and offers to start slow. It’s a 3 hour session (damn, Belinda) so he asks if he wants to have a conversation instead. Start with small skin contact like hand holding or letting their legs touch.

So Jason brews some tea out, and they sit and talk. Letting their legs touch under the table and extra skin contact. Jason talks to Clive, asks him questions, and Clive has a pleasant time being able to talk about everything with someone who is personable and will listen to him. (What he really needs is a therapist, but Jason will do)

Despite originally not wanting to go, Clive books another session.

How do I clear chunks from vomit from my sink? My roommate invited a friend over who locked herself in our bathroom and puked INTO OUR SINK even though our toilet was right behind her.

Please rec your favorite Ereri long fics where they aren’t underaged.

In return, my absolute favorites are Fallen Star by Monsoon, Number Unknown by Belle_Lestrange101, Flight (When None Purseth) by mongoose_bite and Good Enough to Eat by wasterella.

Special emphasis on the last 2.

No, for real. I cannot envision that man as straight. It just doesn’t fit.

And yeah. Clive is just going to go around leaving a trail of broken hearts (including mine)

Jason: You should get a wife

Clive: Well if I ever find a SPOUSE…

Jason: Remember when you were into Farrah?

Clive: … What?

Jason: Haven’t you ever… taken a tumble in the sheets?

Clive: No.

Jason: Damn, those tattoos must help with the ladies.

Clive: … no but the cute turtle people want to feed on the other hand

Belinda: liar. You shoo away all the ladies

Jason, a man notorious for feeding people and creatures alike: Wow, what a ladies’s man

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Clive, internally: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

Building Number Twenty-Seven

Summary:

Everyone was watching him, and it made him cry even harder. He was angry at himself. They were staring because he was crying. If he stopped crying, they would stop staring. He knew that. He wanted them to stop staring. But he couldn’t ever make his body do what it was supposed to. He tried his best to avoid getting snot on his shirt. He was pretty sure it was his only shirt, now. He didn’t want it to be all snotty.

This is the story of Clive’s first monster surge, when his family took shelter in the Geller Estate.

Jason Asano core

i made a list while i was hiking apparently

i love unrequited love, i love blind devotion, i love guard dogs. i love being desperately obsessed with the object of your affections. i love when devotion rots into cruelty, i love when love doesn't know any better, i love when love is ugly. i love defanging and declawing yourself just to be loved. i love when a character will wait for the next time they will be loved like a bird or a dog at their beloved’s door. i love when love is insanity and by the LORD do i love betting on losing dogs

H/D Erised Fic: Truths, Dares, and Love Affairs

Title: Truths, Dares, and Love Affairs Author: Anonymous Recipient: @fencer-x Pairing(s): Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Minor Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley, Minor Seamus Finnigan/Dean Thomas Rating: Teen Word Count: ~17,000 Warnings/Content: Hogwarts eighth-year, Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE, Class Partners to Friends to Lovers, Getting Together, Drinking Games, Party Games, Alcohol, Light Angst, Banter, Fluff and Humor, Mind Healing, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder – PTSD, Nightmares, Claustrophobia, Self-Worth Issues, Hogwarts Magic, Mystery, POV Draco Malfoy, Draco Malfoy & Ron Weasley Friendship Summary: NEWTs are approaching, Mind Healing is mandatory, and something is wrong with the castle.

And then, there’s Potter. Author’s Notes: Thank you to my alpha reader, A, and to my beta readers, K and W. This fic would not be what it is without all of your help. And thank you to the mods, for bringing us an amazing fest year after year.

Fencer_x, you are absolutely brilliant. Happy Erised! Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.

Truths, Dares, and Love Affairs

Reblogging this so I can remember all of these

Hi! Can you please rec the best modern AU eruri fics? I just read one and now I’m hooked for this type of content 😊 Thank you in advance!

Hi Anon! Another fic rec ask from the archives :}  There are so many amazing modern AUs it’s hard to know where to start.  Just to narrow things down a bit I’m not going to include reincarnation fics or any fics that involve supernatural elements, but I’m taking a fairly loose definition of “modern” XD

Aisle 10 by orphan account

all your demons and desires and dark sides by Carthage

An Education by @stereobone 

Animals by @stereobone

Building on the Past by @lostcauses-noregrets

Cardamom by @lostcauses-noregrets​

CODA by @tidal-sehnsucht​

Current Location by @thefangirlingdead

Eruri Broomverse by @lostcauses-noregrets, @huxandthehound and @elivra-fanfiction

Final Tour by @ackbang

For a Loop by @ellabesmirched

Four Years Later by @everythingshiny 

I wish the sea would wash you away (then bring you back to me) by kusuriuri

I’m only going to heaven (if it feels like hell) by @stereobone

Loosing It / Finding It by @lostcauses-noregrets

MeatBoy Fic Universe by @lostcauses-noregrets

Perfect by @lostcauses-noregrets

Pledge by @ellabesmirched​ 

Wall of Death  by @lostcauses-noregrets​

Your Song by @ellabesmirched