I (652M) have a son (idk maybe 80? 14?M) who has major hots for his milf teacher (milf age M). Teacher is just insanely slutty, absolutely built to take dick. My son isn’t even 100 yet (I think), he would have no idea what to do with all that. Meanwhile, me and me nephew (187M) are older and know how to treat a lady (gender neutral). Ideally I would like to marry my nephew to teacher after having my way with him, but teacher is very attached to son. Son is also rather volatile- teacher pushed him into the abyss at some point and he recently climbed out. He’s nothing I can’t handle, but he keeps threatening to destroy my rpf collection if I keep trying to fuck his little crush.
I decided that soft power was probably the best way to go, so I started writing rpf about teacher and son getting a messy divorce. I gift them to teacher, which he always graciously accepts. Currently I’m working on a harem drama AU where teacher leaves son for nephew after a life changing night in my bed.
Son attacked me unprompted and accused me of trying to ruin his relationship. Which I am, but it’s in everyone’s best interest! Nephew has never had a partner before- not even during his heats- and he could really use an older man to take care of him. Clearly he needs teacher more than son. So am I the asshole?
Its disgusts me how hypocritical Floch is siding with Zeke who is the guy that slaughtered Survey Corps and Erwin and doesnt hesitate to put a bullet into Levi who SAVED him in RTS. He's being so ungrateful and needs to be knocked off his high horse :(
Like this, you mean? =P
Yeah, Floch seems to have changed quite radically since the RTS arc. He used to think very little of Eren as well, who he now honours as Eldia’s saviour.
And he was on Levi’s side against Eren in Serumbowl. But then, Eren himself has changed a lot, too. Although Floch seems to be flip-flopping with his allegiances, his rationale has actually remained the same.
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Literally. Clive has barely any interest in anyone or anything else 😭
I’m a little loopy with lack of sleep (finishing up some work stuff right now) but I’ve decided that I’m going to reach a level of delusion where I’m absolutely going to believe that Clive is in love with Jason no matter what
He ends up with someone else? That’s because he can’t have Jason.
still a harem novel
Husband: I know you don’t need any more evidence that Clive is in love with Jason, but I just found some more so let me play this bit for you *plays the book 3 epilogue*
Husband: Jason was burning so hot that even someone with the fire essence had to step back, and Clive’s up there getting his face burned off just to be near his body.
Anyways, true love exists and I found it. And so did Clive.
🐱🐶
Here's a shitpost meme I drew a while back, with ~book 1 pre-team trio
Sorry I couldn't do the HWFWM fanart stream I wanted to do on Monday, I still had to wrap up stuff for the festival I was drawing at and then I got sick >w>;
Maybe its because I'm sick but I don't care that it's not glazed. I am so TIRED about fretting about posting art online. I don't feel particularly welcome on the internet as an artist anymore, but I still wanna make n share stuff, you know?
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
I’ve been stuck on a group dialogue scene for weeks. How do I execute this? What do people say? FUCK MEEEEEEE
Draco: *Confidently holding a flip phone upside down*
Harry: ...What are you doing?
Draco: Making a call.
Harry: I don't think you're doing that ri-
Draco: I think I know how to use a cellphone thank you very much.
Harry:
Harry: *Whispering* You don't have to pretend to know how these things work for me to like you.
Draco: *Putting down the dead cellphone* OHTHANKGOD.
Meeting in the Holy Mausoleum
Couldn't picture Jason crying about it, but the annoyed disgruntled face seemed fitting.
(My doodles are based off the ones on the Fandom wiki for this one since they are more recognizable...)