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~Bonus~

I’ve been on that fanfic grind

Part 1

Jokes by Eldena Doubleca5t 

List of subjects at RAD

I've been trying to think about what classes you could take at RAD. I tried searching for canon subjects as well as what I thought would be cool.

If you have any other ideas feel free to tell me!

So far I have:

- spells, curses & hexes

- potions

- seductive speechcraft

- devildom botany

- devildom history

- demon language

- devildom law

- mathematics (even demons have to be tortured with math)

- art

- sports: divided in track & field, arial disciplines, disciplines in water, ...

- biology (demon anatomy etc)

- music: basics, instruments and vocals

- theatre

- "three realms" class Diavolo invented to teach about the celestial realm and human world

Also, after doing the OM! Tag Game, many people came up with more, cool ideas, so I'll add them here (with proper credit) to create one giant reference/ inspiration sheet 💕

- Understanding Familiars (by @cometchasms )

- Devildom Beastkeeping (by @omnibread1 )

- Culinary Classes (by @tisafinedayforsimping & @fandom-scatteredthoughtsonpaper )

- History of magic (by @the-mourning-stars )

- Human history (by @brothergojo )

- Evolution of human language (by @a-chaotic-dumbass )

- Alchemy (by @yourlocalsinnamonroll & @densetu-wolfenius & @missue-miss-blue )

- Physics of the three realms (by @belphesnore )

- Transformation magic (by @technogeekmituna )

- Three realms literature (by @eboybeelzebub )

- Devildom economics (by @butterbeair )

- Cursed photography & related media (by @midnightsunnyday )

- Apparition linguistics (by @midnightsunnyday)

- Psychology (by @jjba-actor-au )

- (human) sacrificial teachings (by @jjba-actor-au )

- Illusions & Evocation (by @hidemylovehidemyshame )

Puki do u support trans ppl

My mom made Hungarian chicken soup, do u guys want some

Arxon and ⟟ like it

if you're trans / nonbinary / cisn't in some way rb this and put the first name you started going by when you figured it out

Have a history teacher explain this if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

  Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost a child while living in the White House. Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both Presidents were shot in the head. Now it gets really weird. Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln. Both were assassinated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. Both assassins were known by their three names. Both names are composed of fifteen letters. Now hang on to your seat. Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.” Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.” Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials. And here’s the “kicker”: A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

  AND……………….: Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse… Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater…

  I saw this had to share just in case anyone did not know.

I need a barbatos hug rn it would probably fix me

Dearest Violet, I do believe a Barbatos hug could fix just about anything.

So much so that I accidentally drabbled about it... I know this isn't the same as getting an actual hug from the demon himself, but I hope it helps a little anyway~ I hope you start feeling better soon!

Barbatos notices when you're not feeling entirely yourself. Although he can tell what's causing your distress, he makes a mental note to deal with it later. Right now what matters is doing what he can to help you feel better.

As always, Barbatos takes it upon himself to pamper you. He begins by making sure you have the day off. Your RAD studies can wait. He asks you to come over to the Demon Lord's Castle where he can take care of you properly. He sets you up in a comfortable spot with pillows and blankets.

And then, Barbatos brings you things. He starts with his own tea blend and home made pastries. He brings you video games that he has procured from Leviathan and the Young Master. He has a stack of your favorite books as recommended by Satan. He has a selection of refreshing face masks given to him by Asmodeus. He's determined to bring you anything and everything that could bring you the comfort you so clearly need.

Barbatos watches you carefully each time he brings you something, but the look on your face doesn't seem to change. It's still quiet, withdrawn, even melancholy.

He's about to leave again, thinking he can bring you some different tea to try, when you catch his hand.

Barbatos stops in surprise and looks back at you with a questioning expression. "MC?"

You look up at him, doing your best not to sound too sad. "Don't leave."

Barbatos frowns a little. "I thought perhaps you need a different type of tea," he says. "I will be back as soon as I-"

You shake your head, which causes him to cut off what he was saying. You look at his hand in yours. "You keep bringing me things, but… I just want you."

Barbatos blushes, but he recovers himself quickly. He smiles and turns back to you.

You scoot over to make room for him to sit beside you, which he does. At first his posture is as perfect as ever. But then you move closer to him, pressing your arm against his a little, just a small bit of contact. And it finally dawns on Barbatos. In that instant, he knows what you need.

Barbatos relaxes his posture and leans back, opening his arms to you.

And you finally get to fall into them, nestled there against his chest. This is the one thing you've been longing for - a hug from Barbatos himself. And he can feel it healing you and he can feel it healing him, too. He didn't even know he needed healing, but it turns out he also needed a hug from you.

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