Oki

I need Caleb to beat the shit out of me send tweet

I’m a fat Xavier truther

Can u guys say something nice about his tummy he’s getting self conscious ☹️🥺

I think we have bigger problems in the world than some people being into problematic fanfic tropes but maybe that’s just me

I need Caleb to choke me and spit in my mouth 🤤 I’m so down bad

MC: So, what's your favorite hobby?

Sylus: Stalking.

MC: Oh!

MC: ...I like fighting wanderers and claw machines.

Sylus: I know. :)

caleb likes to pretend he doesn’t notice every single time you cheat at kitty cards.

he acts like he doesn’t know your body language like the back of his hand—the way you purse your lips as you’re trying not to smile, the wrinkle of your nose, the crinkles at the corners of your eyes.

caleb knows you like he knows the air in his lungs, like the blood in his veins.

and it’s cute when you think you’re getting away with something.

so it’s fine if you win every time. he doesn’t mind. not when he’s keeping a mental tally of exactly how many points you earned from the cards you so carefully slipped out of the deck from under his nose.

(it’s fine, because you’ll be counting each and every stolen point back to him later while he’s spanking you.)

I think all the boys are losers what now

Caleb using his evol to lift up your skirt when you’re not paying attention. His camera roll filled with pictures of you he snapped when you were oblivious, after all, there’s no reason to be suspicious of your caring big brother

Idk who this is but hot

wash your kylar.

Caleb’s friends from college realizing that his new “girlfriend” has the same name as his sister he mentioned a while back. They don’t say anything just to see how far he’ll go. Not thinking they’d ever have to overhear him fucking her in the next room while she moans his name. Gross.

They knew he turned down every girl who ever showed interest, but they never thought for a moment that she was the reason why.