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Cop: Excuse me sir we got a call that you had pot in your car

Wade: Oh you mean this pot *pulls out flower pot*

Cop: Oh haha my mistake, what are you growing?

Wade: Weed

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking.

— Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood

Os reblogues do tumblr são uma mistura de experiência que vivemos e de experiências que queremos viver.

universodepoesias. (via equimera)

I’d like to imagine after Elle killed that guy and left the BAU she went on to kick other rapists asses.

*case for the BAU comes in*

JJ: oh some ex FBI agent is killing rapists?

*slides file into trash*

JJ: whoops

Peter and Y/N get kidnapped by the winter soldier

Peter: Call the avengers!

Y/N: no

Peter: What do you mean no?!

Y/N: I mean no, you wanna hear it in Spanish!

Y/N: noh

Howard Stark in Captain America Civil War.