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Bruce: We promised Steve we would prepare for the mission.

Y/N: No, Bruce, you promised Steve. See, I never promise Steve anything. That way, I never disappoint him. I try to be considerate.

(Bonus)

Tony: Do you really care about disappointing him, though?

Y/N: No. Absolutely not.

Is Bucky single? If so could I pls ride those ✧thicc✧ thighs.

me walking around my room talking outloud to myself about my current obsessions and giving my imaginary audience an hours long speech about it

MCU!Humans every three months when the sky starts glowing again and some costumed freaks take the streets

*opens a fanfic on my computer*

me: this feels wrong….

*opens same story on my phone*

me: Better

Tony: Here's a helpful grammar tip: "further" is for metaphorical distance and "farther" is for physical distance.

Loki: And "father" is for emotional distance.

Tony:

Tony: True.