I’m Having A Stroke

drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk. 

I’m the birb that gets embarrassed by her man

Why am I this way

Let’s just casually spread it until it becomes an actual thing.

This is the future liberals want

this is actually so cute, strangers bonding is the best

my dad guillermo laying it out

baby meeting cat for the first time

how the human brain works:

electricity tickles the meat so that different slimes come out. sometimes the slime feels good sometimes bad. some people make more bad slime than good slime. that’s called clinical depression.

@doesanythingeatwasps

Thank god this dangerous criminal is off the streets. (via ablom2009)