Dumbledore: Whose Turn Is It To Give The Pep-talk?

The original weasley siblings reacting at themselves in the movies.

Ginny: Who the bloody hell is this supposed to be? That is nothing like me! I'm not shy nor quiet!

Ron: Well at least they don't portrait you as a clueless idiot who looks like he wasn't raised in the wizarding world...

Fred: As for us

George: They left out

Fred: All of our

George: Wicked pranks

Fred: Which is ridiculous

George: A total disgrace!

Ron: Oh shut up at least the personalities of the movie you are way better than what they are in reality!

Ginny: Exactly! Ron and I are nothing like that! I'm so boring!

Ron: And I'm literally just a tag along... I am more of a muggleborn than hermione is...

Percy: Well at least you have more screen time than I would ever have... I appear in the most random scenes??

Bill: Please Percy, I was introduced in the last two films. People can't understand how I got the scar or how I got together out of the blue with fluer....

Percy: Well at least it's better late than never...

*Everyone turning to look at Charlie*

Charlie: 👁👄👁 ➖👄➖ 👁💧👄💧👁

broke: marlene and sirius dated

woke: marlene and sirius dated, but broke up when they both realized they were gay

bespoke: marlene and sirius joke flirted for the entirety of their friendship and got deeply uncomfortable when people asked if they were dating

Happy asexual spectrum awareness week to:

Black acespecs

Asian acespecs

African acespecs

Latin American acespecs

Male/masc aligned acespecs

Androgynous aligned acespecs

Female/fem aligned acespecs

Acespecs who are alloro

Acespecs who are arospec

Acespecs who are sex repulsed

Acespecs who are sex neutral

Acespecs who are sex favorable

Acespecs who are polyamorous

Acespecs who are cis

Acespecs who are trans

Acespecs who are nonbinary

Acespecs who are out and proud

Acespecs still in the closet

Acespecs who have internalized acephobia

Acespecs who are still questioning

And so many others

All of you are amazing, beautiful, and so so strong!! Happy asexual spectrum awareness week!!!!

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WHY IS EVERYTHING SO SEXUALIZED I CAN'T EVEN EAT A BANANA ANYMORE

what's sad about being asexual and having three siblings is that i can't use the "the bloodline ends with me" joke to come out on our mum.

*After announcing the three champions that will compete in the triwizard tournament, Dumbledore grabs a fourth paper that just came out of the goblet of fire*

Dumbledore: Harry Potter

Harry:

Ron:

Hermione:

Ginny:

Fred, George and Lee Jordan:

Cedric:

Fleur:

Victor:

Draco:

Gryffindors:

Hufflepuffs:

Slytherins:

Ravenclaws:

The Teachers Table:

Honestly, It is just so pleasent to have the asexual umbrella. I don't know if I'm aegosexual or greysexual, but I have the umbrella. I'll always know I can have the umbrella. That's enough for me.

Minerva: Have you heard from James?

Dumbledore: I’m sure everything is fine. We left him with Sirius.

Minerva: Those two sentences don’t go together.