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Bill lives rent free inside my head and sometimes, if I'm lucky, he'll let me form a coherent thought.

Uh, Bill Cipher for President and all hail Bill or something!!

BILL CIPHER FOR AXOLOTL REPLACEMENT. ALL HAIL THE GOLDEN EYE.

Fine!! See how you do without me then. I bet you won’t even get her middle name down before you come back begging for help, Cipher.

SHE DOESNT HAVE A MIDDLE NAME!!! PROBABLY!!! FUCK YOU!!!

have you tried looking under furnature yet? humans sometimes hide things under places like beds. they tend to think of its safer there since its out of the way and out of sight

SHE HAS A FUCKING LOFT BED. WHY DOES SHE MAKE EVERYTHING SO MUCH HARDER.

THE COUCH AND CHAISE REACH THE FLOOR. THE RECORD PLAYER JUST HAS RECORDS UNDERNEATH. THE WINE RACK AND ISLAND JUST HAS SNACKS. THIS BLOWS.

Bowing to bill.

YOUR BOW IS WELCOME. NO BROWNIE POINTS THOUGH.

you should play go fish with him!!

Guh. That lasted FOREVER. I REGRET EVERYTHING. Nobody had any matches until ten minutes in and then found out that no card had a match except by only number and switched to just the number. Don't blame me though, we both fucked up.

no, you can still start fires. i was just saying he might also if he gets angry. he has a rad blue flame that he can summon, could probably ask him if you can see it. no clue how safe it is tho, haven't personally seen it before, only heard of it

Cool, but terrifying! A fire starting corn chip in my home. Yall I'm cooked

hey bill, whats your favorite food out of what the human has given you so far? also do you have a requested food that you would like the human to give you?

DORITOS. COOL RANCH. OBVIOUSLY.

SPAGHETTI. ILL GET MY WISH SOON.

You said you wanted deep dark secrets on Azure, right?

YES. DO YOU HAVE ANY???

oh you know, not for anything important. just wanted to know which was the best out of all of them (not gonna take it or anything, trust. im very trustworthy)(definitly not gonna tell azure to put baby locks on the drawers either, don't worry. im trustworthy) (add on to the knife thing)

JOKES ON YOU, THE KNIVES ARE OUT IN THE OPEN!! HAH!!! KNIFE BLOCK!!

also what would happen if i booped you bill? is there even a way for you to get booped?

totally not sceeming or anything, why would anyone think that...

No nose, no boop! Must have nose for boop.

YOU TALK LIKE YOU'RE TEN.

Awwwww but you looovee meee

LESS TALKING, MORE BROWNIES.