Cmonnn, Why Not? He’s Basically A Genie, Anyways!! Just Shake His Hand And Ask For Better Grades Or

Qu'as-tu contre les Français?

LES FRANÇAIS A PRIS MON NOEUD PAPILLON UNE FOIS.

Bill you seem charming, why do people dislike you so much? I don’t personally understand it, you seem so fun to have around. Have you done anything cool today chaotic cosmic dorito?

THATS EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING!!!!!!!! THESE PEOPLE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEYRE THINKING WHEN THEY CLAIM TO DISLIKE ME. ME!!! TODAY I INCINERATED THE AXOLOTL AND LAUGHED IN HIS FACE.

..THATS WHAT I WOULDVE LIKED TO DO ANYWAY.

Don’t get so cockyy Your account will die down soon :)

EVERYTHING DIES DOWN EVENTUALLY. YOU'RE JUST PLAIN RUDE.

hey azure and bill, how has your weekend been? also question for bill, whats your favorite color of flame? just wanting to know purely out of curiosity

Saturday, Bill got tossed around like a toy by Ruger. Today, we've just taken the trash out and nothing else. (...Bill is still a bit banged up.)

A BIT??? I LOOK LIKE IVE BEEN RAN THROUGH A GARBAGE DISPOSAL. ANYWAY. ITS BLUE. OBVIOUSLY. WHY. DONT GIVE ME CURIOSITY CRAP. NOBODY LEARNS SHIT FOR FUN, FREAK.

I think Bill would like Cards Against Humanity.

I've got a deck, but...sounds like chaos for another time 😓

oh girl this is just the beginning. It’s gonna get WAYYY crazier than this. Nothing you can really do other than sit back, pop open some pitt cola, and watch it all go down.

...Pitt? Cola?

I mean, you're right I geuss. Nothing I can do but color with the dangerous triangle man and hope he doesn't go crazy. Hope he doesn't stay too long.

What happened to your floating? Have you just been content with living on the floor or can you physically not, not ment to be an insult, just curious

PERSONAL BIZ. IF YOU WANT INFORMATION FROM ME, YOULL HAVE TO OFFER SOMETHING FIRST.

I WILL SAY, CONSIDERING I CONTINUOUSLY COMPLAIN ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO REACH THE TOP SHELF, THE ANSWER IS PRETTY OBVIOUS. IDIOT.

I very vividly remember that once I had a dream where I was in some fandom crossover x MLP infection Au and my goal in the dream was to make a deal with Bill to get him to turn everything back to normal. (I was disappointed when I woke up before I could make the deal.)

Anyways so I'd willingly make a deal with Bill. All hail Bill Cipher :3

WHY THE HELL WERE YOU DREAMING ABOUT FRIENDSHIP PONIES.

oh btw!! Since you seem to be in this for the long haul, maybe keep him away from any lighters, and make sure there aren’t any 3D movie glasses or Venetian blinds in your house. And he absolutely HATES tv static, so.. yea.

We don't have cable, so it's never static...no 3d movie glasses, and we don't have any windows except skylights. I heard he likes having the ability to see the sky, so. Geuss I really got the perfect house for him? Gonna have to hide the lighters, though...

Awww cmon, are you really scared of a triangle? What’s he gonna do, poke ya in the eye with one of his angles? besides, these seemingly innocent symbols he’s drawing COULD be the key to the answers if the universe.. or something.

Fine, geez, I'll ask him again. But only once. Even without being scared it's just common courtesy not to push things!