(Getting Eepy. I'll Be Back Around 6 A.M EST!)

sounds like him, the lil cheater. just cause he can bend the rules of reality doesn't mean he can ignore the rules of chess, he's so silly sometimes

he's still pouting about how he lost!! I had to give him an apology brownie. Silly Billy.

when will bill have to start paying rent?

He doesn't eat that much, he's a little guy. He's kinda like a pet. I think his company makes up for his mooching, he is pretty funny.

what has the goober done this time?

He's trying to start a rave with the pets... I'm so eepy though sigh

GOOD MORNUNG TUMBLR. THE AXOLOTL HAS LET ME LIVE ANOTHER DAY AND I AM GOING TO MAKE IT EVERYBODYS PROBLEM.

You guys should...you guys should give me questions to ask Bill... (bats my eyes)

I would like not to be stabbed tyvm Bill. Jeez.

wait hold on is he wearing fucking HEELS?

Strangest thing- they keep changing! Earlier they were normal feetsies, and now they look sharp asf. Slaying I guess?? Maybe it's when he's threatened

i like to burn stuff, its good fun (obviously in a safe place like a fire place but still). i just like how you can change the colors of the flames with different things like burning ink or medals. but really hot fire is always fun, very hot and pretty. so pretty

GREEN FIRE IS GREAT TOO. WE GET GREEN PAPER ALL THE TIME, BURN IT. WE HAVE A WOOD BURNING STOVE.

And yet he still makes fires in the sink.

IT COULD BE WORSE.

Eepy. Handing the phone to Bill...

[Azure is now unavailable for asks!]

Prebby please feel free to comment on new lore drops and theories for how the story is gonna go and symbolism teehee