It’s Probably Because An Axolotl Sent Him To Therapy/prison.

This lil guy popped up in my house and refuses to get out of that corner...he hisses at me when I get close, I need my shoes send help

(CREDITS TO @squidflavoredsoup FOR THE IDEA!!)

is it bad that i feel called out by the playlist? (i enjoy most of these artists on here, its so good!) why must the music be so catchy but all go together, complement him again for me. gotta say these are some really really good choices. really speaks on the trama he must be feeling rn

why everybody always gotta be talking about his trauma leave the silly alone /hj

He really liked Oh Ana when I played it for him and then directly after locked himself in the bathroom for about five minutes each time, so..I dont know if I should add that or not 😭

I don’t think you should push for questions. The other anon might be getting a bit to curious, it’s a bit of a touchy subject with all the trama and it helped him get through a tough time (might be because he was going insane but we don’t mention that)

Oh! Thank God I didn't ask again. Welp, I've got one side telling me he's dangerous and deserves bad and another telling me he got trauma. What did I get myself into 💔

no, but, if you want to get secrets, humans tend to have stuff in drawers and attics n shit. Snoop around enough and you might be able to find some stuff. Just make sure azure is preoccupied for a while first.

UGH. SHE HAS NEITHER!!! THE ONLY DRAWERS SHE HAS IS JUST FULL OF CLOTHES AND THERES NO ATTIC *OR* BASEMENT. THIS PLACE SUCKS. IVE ALREADY ROOTED THROUGH HER PAPER BUCKETS TOO.

so how long do you plan on staying with my moot?

ILL STAY HOWEVER LONG I FEEL LIKE IT. MAYBE ILL LEAVE RIGHT NOW. MAYBE ILL JUST STAB HER AND TAKE THE DOGS. WHATS IT TO YOU.

I don't know if anyone has ever asked you this before, but have you ever played chess with him?

I haven't, but he seems like a fun fella to play with! Can't for the life of me find the chessboard I'm increasingly convinced I never had, though. Maybe Jenga...

Uhm, fuck you!! I’ve probably given you the best advice since you landed in this hellhole buddy!! Hell, maybe even your entire life!! Good lord..

i stand with the whole “threatening her for info” thing. Tell me if you got a better idea.

IM NOT GOING TO DO THAT. PURELY BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO. SHE WILL REMAIN UNTHREATENED OUT OF SPITE.

Eye twitch. Gotta watch what I post.

Hey bill, how did you end up here in the human world? Did you just spawn in here or did you get sent here.

AND WHY WOULD I TELL YOU? GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL BEFORE YOU ASK PERSONAL QUESTIONS. ILL HAVE YOU KNOW IM HERE BECAUSE I WANT TO BE.

Now that I have over two followers expect me to use tumblr like Quotev feed