IF I GET CALLED BILLY ONE MORE TIME IM GOING TO BLOW.

DAMN you've been busy since i logged off

I woke up to 99+ notifications and I feel so special I am at inner peace(but my ankle isn't)

Reblogging because this is important character development my guys

(Dialouge)

IVE GOT A COUPLE GUESSES.

Shoot, nothing is stopping you.

CYAN? TURQUOISE? AFINA? SKY?

None of those. Getting close, though.

AZRAQ? CELESTE?

I didn't know Celeste was a shade of blue.

MORON... AOKI? AZURE?

Ah! Bingo!

AZURE? REALLY?

Yep! The prettiest shade my eyes can be.

CAN BE?

Slate eyes, they change. Blue, green, gray.

OH. THATS A THING?

Yeah. It's the way the light hits them, I think.

AND HERE I THOUGHT YOU WERE NORMAL.

Hah! Even if my physical form wasn't weird, I'm still mentally weird.

OBVIOUSLY.

Hey, we're both weird. Weirdos gotta stick together.

YEAH YEAH. WHATEVER.

..YOUD FIT IN WITH MY FRIENDS.

Oh?

OUTCASTS.

Hm. Normally I'd be insulted, but it's true.

TAKE IT AS A COMPLIMENT.

Does that mean you're an outcast?

[He didn't answer.]

YOU COULD SAY THAT.

Outcast fist bump?

[Azure held out her fist. Bill looked at it for a moment before fist-bumping it.]

SURE.

you probably don’t need to worry about him stabbing you. Have you seen how short he is? Just pick him up and drop-kick him and VOILA! Problem solved.

HELP yeah that's fair 😭

I don't even think he can reach the knives...thank the lord for that.

Favorite shows? (Again, for both of you)

FAMILY COMEDIES. I LIKE KRAPOPOLIS.

Take a geuss (I'll give you a hint...I themed a whole blog around a character from it 🤐)

if she's going to get groceries, then i can guarantee you'll get to have some nice spaghetti later (with fresh parm ofc)

GOOD. I WOULDNT HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY.

..IF I GO WITH HER, I COULD ESCAPE.

you should play the song “we’ll meet again”, I think he’ll like it. Idk he just gives off those vibes yk?

HES SINGING OMFG

I didn't know he could sing???wowzers I feel so special

He asked how I knew this song and I just told him I found it on a random Playlist I'm so slick

You should give him a pet fish or something! Like a clownfish or an axolotl or a salamander or a frog or something like that

!!! I see you! You're not slick! He's scared shitless of axolotls!!..also, we have Plenty of pets

He's scared of the cat, scared of the malamute Shepard, sort of chill with the Saint Shepard, hates the forest puppy (she licks him too much) and barely likes the chow Shepard ...not a great idea

no, you can still start fires. i was just saying he might also if he gets angry. he has a rad blue flame that he can summon, could probably ask him if you can see it. no clue how safe it is tho, haven't personally seen it before, only heard of it

Cool, but terrifying! A fire starting corn chip in my home. Yall I'm cooked

if he's gonna stay at your house you could probably get him a cardboard box or make him a house out of cardboard, just fill it with soft stuff and he will love it. he likes to hide sometimes but don't let him get to far you know?

I think he's good with sleeping on the chaise, but ill re-set up the cat box for him so he has options. Good idea!