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Hey dorito man, do you have a favorite tv show? Have you even ever watched tv before? You would probably like nerd shows like mythbusters or bill nye or theoretical math videos about portals maybe even cat videos.

EW, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I PREFER FAMILY COMEDY. KRAPOPOLIS. THE GREAT NORTH. YOU GET THE PICTURE.

if she's going to get groceries, then i can guarantee you'll get to have some nice spaghetti later (with fresh parm ofc)

GOOD. I WOULDNT HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY.

..IF I GO WITH HER, I COULD ESCAPE.

Hey bill, what’s your favorite shape? Is there any cool ones that you’ve seen in other dimensions that we don’t have/invented yet here?

TRIANGLES, OBVIOUSLY. SAY, HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAPE IN FIVE DIFFERENT DIMENSIONS? EACH DIMENSION HAS A NEW SET OF SIDES IN A DIFFERENT DESIGN. ITS CALLED FIGO. SAW IT ONLY ONCE...NEVER TAKING THAT MANY INTERDIMENSIONAL DRUGS AGAIN.

aww, sure you are! Anyways, cause any havoc and I’ll send exactly 685.3 mixtapes of “the world is small forever always” to your exact location. They will play on loop and you’ll have to crush all of them to get them to stop playing

FINE BY ME. FUCK YOU. I LIKE THAT SONG. ILL CAUSE ALL THE HAVOC. ILL BURN THIS WHOLE UNIVERSE TO THE GROUND AND LEAVE NOTHING BUT THIS HOUSE.

What gender do you both identify as? (You don’t have to answer btw, only if your comfortable :D)

Generfluid! Yippee!

MY GENDER IS THE VOID. GET LOST IN IT.

if you want to know more about Azure, i'm sure they'd be happy to answer your questions

I DONT WANT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THEM, I NEED THEIR SECRETS. DIRTY STUFF THAT SHE WOULDNT TELL ME HERSELF. OBVIOUSLY.

I actually dunno what he likes, food-wise. Maybe chocolate cake! Everyone loves chocolate cake!!

Auugh...I dont have chocolate cake mix..but I do have brownies!

I gave him the art supplies and he calmed down a lot. (Rubbing my hands together like an evil fly) time to start baking

i kinda wonder what would happen if you handed him an ipad, would he just turn into an ipad kid or just be confused by it?

I do have a tablet, lemme go grab it

Might me more entertaining for him than listening to me ramble and coloring 😭

I wonder if the tablet would register his weird fingers as touch. That could be a problem..

hey azure, how does bill respond to being teased? it seems like he just wants to steal snacks no instead of getting angry lol. is itfun to mess with him?

By anons he gets pouty like a toddler, by me? He flops down onto whatever he's sitting on or standing on no matter where, flat on his eye and refuses to get up until I take it back. Dramatic!

oh girl this is just the beginning. It’s gonna get WAYYY crazier than this. Nothing you can really do other than sit back, pop open some pitt cola, and watch it all go down.

...Pitt? Cola?

I mean, you're right I geuss. Nothing I can do but color with the dangerous triangle man and hope he doesn't go crazy. Hope he doesn't stay too long.