Latest Posts by yeetusmyfeetusidontneedjesus - Page 3

steal her ankles for ransom until she gives you info, always works for me

I TRIED. SHE KICKED ME OFF.

Ew. Looks like an anon has a crush on you Billy boy

EW WHAT WHO???? EW. WHAT???

Fine!! See how you do without me then. I bet you won’t even get her middle name down before you come back begging for help, Cipher.

SHE DOESNT HAVE A MIDDLE NAME!!! PROBABLY!!! FUCK YOU!!!

alright if you have such a good music taste then you start making suggestions, im trying to think of stuff and i can't remember what any songs are about or how good they are rn. give me a song i should listen to, i can handle it

UNCANNY GHOST AND PALS. IF YOU DONT LIKE IT ITS BECAUSE YOU SUCK.

Uhm, fuck you!! I’ve probably given you the best advice since you landed in this hellhole buddy!! Hell, maybe even your entire life!! Good lord..

i stand with the whole “threatening her for info” thing. Tell me if you got a better idea.

IM NOT GOING TO DO THAT. PURELY BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO. SHE WILL REMAIN UNTHREATENED OUT OF SPITE.

alright, so you hate harpy hare. what about icicles (by the scary jokes)? its a very pointy song if you ignore how soft the music can be at times

YOUR TASTE IN MUSIC BLOWS. GET BETTER. IT SOUNDS LIKE STANDING UP WITH AN IRON DEFICIENCY.

Boooo get off the stage

AS YOU HUMANS LOVE TO SAY, WOMP WOMP.

Hmm.. ok, ok.. maybe just.. threaten something she loves? Or hold her at knifepoint idk 🤷

YOURE NOT HELPFUL.

have you tried looking under furnature yet? humans sometimes hide things under places like beds. they tend to think of its safer there since its out of the way and out of sight

SHE HAS A FUCKING LOFT BED. WHY DOES SHE MAKE EVERYTHING SO MUCH HARDER.

THE COUCH AND CHAISE REACH THE FLOOR. THE RECORD PLAYER JUST HAS RECORDS UNDERNEATH. THE WINE RACK AND ISLAND JUST HAS SNACKS. THIS BLOWS.

i know this is probably cliche and all but have you listened to harpy hare? its pretty catchy

UGH. I HATE THAT SONG WITH A BURNING PASSION. BOOOOOO. GET OFF THE STAAAAGEEEE.

no, but, if you want to get secrets, humans tend to have stuff in drawers and attics n shit. Snoop around enough and you might be able to find some stuff. Just make sure azure is preoccupied for a while first.

UGH. SHE HAS NEITHER!!! THE ONLY DRAWERS SHE HAS IS JUST FULL OF CLOTHES AND THERES NO ATTIC *OR* BASEMENT. THIS PLACE SUCKS. IVE ALREADY ROOTED THROUGH HER PAPER BUCKETS TOO.

You said you wanted deep dark secrets on Azure, right?

YES. DO YOU HAVE ANY???

im beginning to think you don't understand human jokes... can't figure out why tho

??WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT!! I UNDERSTAND HUMAN JOKES PLENTY! GIVE ME ONE INSTANCE!!

hey dorito, whats your favorite music genre? i like alt rock

I DONT HAVE A GENRE. I LIKE MUSIC THAT I LIKE.

(Find his Spotify playlist Here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4woc5QqAYGlXpDIdhAhz16?si=RjfiLaVHTpeWjHNvXfPWJw

Updated frequently as askers give songs for him to listen to!)

alright, since 2+2 = square (very much a understandable and correct answer) then what is 1+1=?

(i personally think its window but since you were more correct then me on the last one i just had to ask)

1+1 IS A LINE. A WINDOW WOULD BE FOUR ANYWAY. OR EIGHT IF YOU WANT TO BE TECHNICAL.

TODAY I LEARNED WHAT FRENCHING MEANS. AWFUL.

oh you know, not for anything important. just wanted to know which was the best out of all of them (not gonna take it or anything, trust. im very trustworthy)(definitly not gonna tell azure to put baby locks on the drawers either, don't worry. im trustworthy) (add on to the knife thing)

JOKES ON YOU, THE KNIVES ARE OUT IN THE OPEN!! HAH!!! KNIFE BLOCK!!

you gonna cook them something with those? :]

I WILL COOK NOTHING!! I AM NOT A CHEF!! I AM A MASTER OF THE ARTS!! THE ART OF MURDER!!

whats 2+2 ?

(the answer is fish)

WRONG. IT'S A SQUARE.

do you have a favorite place on this pathetic? its ok if you don't

THIS HOUSE IS PRETTY GREAT.

hey bill, do you have a favorite out of the knifes that you've found (for not particular reason...)

THE BIGGEST ONE. DUH. WHY.

I HATE TUMBLR CAN YOU SEND THE COOKING ASK AGAIN

I FOUND OUT HOW TO GET ONTO THE COUNTER. I HAVE KNIVES NOW. BOW BEFORE ME.

MY HUMAN IS SLEEPING AND IM BORED. ENTERTAIN ME MORTALS.

I FEEL STABBY. STAB. STAB. STAB. DIE. DIE. DIE. EVERYTHING. DIE. WE'LL FIND YOU. WE'RE UNSTOPPABLE.

Do you ever miss your home dimension?

DO YOU EVER MISS THE LITTLE INTELLIGENCE YOU HAD?

if you want to know more about Azure, i'm sure they'd be happy to answer your questions

I DONT WANT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THEM, I NEED THEIR SECRETS. DIRTY STUFF THAT SHE WOULDNT TELL ME HERSELF. OBVIOUSLY.

What type of info are you looking for exactly?

INFO ABOUT THE HUMAN. I DOUBT YOU KNOW ANYTHING, YOU HUMANS NEVER KNOW ANYTHING.

how many lang u ages do you know? Which are your favorites?

TOO MANY. NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. YOU WOULDNT BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND MY ANSWER ANYWAY.