Yesbitchybouquetarbiterworl-blog - Warp Tour 2005

Still waiting for the Magical Mystery Tour to come and take me away

eggos out for eleven

I hate the internet. I hate how this poem doesn’t need to be finished but it has 13.9k retweets and 21.1k likes. Everyone knows how this poem ends and I hate it

Tumblr in a nutshell

Tumblr: we want gender equality! Except men have less rights!

Tumblr: we want less racism, so we'll use racism to push that message!

Tumblr: we want people of all sexualities to be equal, except straights!

Me: Or we could make everyone equal?

Tumblr: ...blocked and reported.

I love the Beatles because they have songs that tackle topics such as true love and the meaning of life itself, but then they also have a happy song about murder and an other one about wanting to be an octopus. amazing

“I SLEPT WITH JOHN…A LOT!!! CAUSE YOU KNOW…WE JUST HAD ONE BED!!! JOHN WASN’T GAY OK????”

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