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he’s a phantom 👻 *bass riff*

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely live to be 500+ years old.

Chicken burgers with fresh floury baps and a spicy date sauce!

FLOURY BAPS 

Makes 8 rolls

1 tsp dried yeast

450g white flour + extra for dusting (quite a lot extra!!)

1tsp salt + an extra pinch or two for more flavour

1 tsp golden caster sugar + an extra pinch or two for more flavour

1 tsp white sugar

15g butter (I always use just slightly less)

150mL milk + extra to brush

125mL water

Fill a small ramekin with hot water from the tap, add a teaspoon of white sugar, and the yeast. Wait for it to bubble, then add to bread machine bucket.

Measure the 125mL water, less the amount that was placed in with the yeast.

Put all ingredients into the bread maker bucket in order, set to dough programme.

Once done, remove from bread maker bucket & divide into 8 even sized pieces. Space slightly apart, cover with a kitchen towel and leave in a warm place to rise for 30-40 minutes until doubled in size. I usually place them on a sunny kitchen counter top, or above a heater if it’s a cloudy winter day.

Preheat oven to 200 degrees celsius (180 degrees if fan bake, mark 6).

Make a semi-deep impression in each bap with your thumb.

Brush each bap with milk (this helps them to brown), and sprinkle generously with flour. (In that order!)

Bake for 18-20 mins.

Eat warm!!!

SPICY DATE SAUCE

4 pitted dates, soaked in a cup of boiled water for about 5-10 mins to soften – don’t throw away this water yet!

1 tbsp olive oil

juice from ½ a lemon

1 tsp dijon mustard

1 inch fresh ginger, grated (add more depending on how strong you like your ginger flavour)

1 tsp ground coriander

½ tsp chili flakes

¼ tsp cinnamon

salt & pepper to taste

1 tsp sweet chili sauce

1 + ½ tsp peri-peri sauce (depending on how spicy you like it)

Put all your ingredients in a blender, with half of the date soaking water. If too thick, add more of the date soaking water. If too thin, add more dates + more lemon juice to even out the sweetness. You can also add fresh herbs to add to the refreshing ginger-y flavours.

If you have leftover, keep in the fridge for about a day or so & use as a salad dressing (add a little more olive oil).

BURGER FILLING

You can use whatever you want, really, but here’s what I used.

Lots and lots of baby spinach (as much as you can fit in your burger)

Chopped almonds (about a handful per burger) just for more texture

Tomato + red onion

Fresh cilantro

Juice from a fresh lemon

cooked chicken breast – marinate with peri-peri sauce, lemon, powdered ginger (can use fresh, whatever’s available) + cilantro

Also – I toasted my baps slightly before making the burger (warm fresh bread is the best!!)

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

I WANT TO TRY SOMETHING.

Reblog if your otp is gay

If you're reading this, please I BEG YOU TO REBLOG! my country Honduras was completely destroyed by hurricane eta. The night of November 5 the Sula valley was severely flooded by the overflows of various rivers, there are approximately 4 cities completely underwater and numerous small villages i can't even count. Even the airport of my city San Pedro Sula is underwater. Aproximately 300,000 families lost everything they had, there are hundreds of people going missing, our social medias are flooded with posts of people desperately searching for their family members since communication has been lost due to the floods and lanslides on roads. And almost 200 people have been found dead including drowned kids. Our indigenous people have lost all of their crops they live of. They have nothing left and up to this day there's still people trapped in the roofs of their homes waiting to be rescued. The government has abandoned us ever since covid came into our country. And literally we have no one, it's only us helping each other with what we have. Hundreds of hondurans have shown their golden heart by providing shelter to those who have nowhere to go and lost everything, you have no idea how much i've cried seeing how with the little we have, we've tried to help the most. This is a third world contry, victims of a narco state and a corrupted government, we have gone through so much, fought for too long for the justice we have never gotten. So please, spread awareness, i beg you to do so.

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Omg look at this little cutie, how can anyone hurt them. There are only 30 of these left in the world due to illegal fishing.

Rewatching Leverage first episode (a pretty perfect first episode, I stand by that).

One thing I think doesn't get mentioned enough is that when they are all running from the booby trapped warehouse the day they've been double crossed, Hardison trips and falls - and Eliot stops to help him up. Helps up the guy who, just a couple of minutes before, was pointing a gun at him.

Yet Eliot's instinct was to help him get to safety, not just run past him and prioritize his own escape. Don't tell me that man wasn't just *aching* to be one of the good guys...