A deep exploration of the 5 stages of grief through the stories of 3 people across time.
A realistic depiction of domestic violence, subtrance abuse, and how it all starts beautifully.
A story of a child Hollywoo star getting wrecked by life and fame which leads to an early death while also serving as a commentary of child celebrities and the way the industry can effect them.
A 50 almost taking advantege of a 17 year old and the long term effects on both of them.
A 20 minute monologue by the main character which is just a eulogy to his abusive mother (that got nominated for an Emmy).
A historically accurate story of a women from a luxurious family getting traumatized, and victimized by misogyny which leads her to a misrable life and becoming an abuser herself.
The full story of a couple getting married all the way to a divorce while unpacking why the marrige failed.
After many rewrites and changes, a movie ended up being a bimonthly curated box of snacks mid production.
Someone openned their own very unsafe DisneyLand, almost got sued but was saved because of a typo in the document copywriting DisneyLand.
An adult women dated 3 kids in a trench coat (which may or may not be a real adult).
A Hollywoo celebritie opened a store foor Halloween store for January with no floor, and Andrew Garfield fell down.
A character joined improv class that turned out to be a cult.
Character Actress Margo Martindale drive's another celebritie's bout straight to a ship full of spaggeti. Now the spagetti is cooking due to an ad that is actually a mirror, and because it's cooking, it's sinking straight to a city underwater. The Hot Sexy Killer Wale Uber and a celebritie who has just a bunch of spageti strainers laying around can stop it, but that person went to see a movie fir two hours.
A sex robot became a CEO of a company.
A Hollywoo celebritie challenged the governor of california to a ski race of which the winner will be the governor. His represent then does a bunch of legal gymnastics to make that happen. Said celebritie than admits to have no idea how to ski. In the end just some guy wins the race by accident and immediately resigns.
A house fell underground with celebrities in it so everyone kills and eats Zach Braff.
Or signs of undeath, right?
Late to the train but those you who love Lisa Frankenstein, give this post some love whether from liking or reblogging it. Give me signs of life
Okay Sergey Ushanka go for it
[This is a joke.]
Trapped in the computer bc they unleashed the horrors U_U
If Jonah is actually in there i'll eat my keyboard
fanfic where Jon is the Archivist but instead of the magnus archives he works in The Archive Of Our Own (literally physical ao3) and the s1 archives gang is there, but then they get cursed and all the fic monsters start attacking them and there's a bunch of multiversal fandom crossover shit and maybe it's also part chatfic. and it's all absolute chaos with Jon and Sasha sharing the one archives braincell and the whole thing reads like one really good shitpost
put me to work
[voice crack] hey guys I remembered how to draw
REPOSTING FOR THE CHAOS BECAUSE I AM THE CHAOS
glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts
Damn didn’t know the Buried could be so-
tumblr i’m begging you please let me reblog the big tiddy coffin
I like to think I’m funny
(Song by Tom Cardy)
don’t even LOOK at me
pyrokinetic I district 3 I slytherin I child of hestia I desolation-aligned I neverseen I any prns
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