It's Not Like He Wasn't From The Start, Eiji

Actually so true!!! Tighnari does not get enough credit for the stuff he rolls with lol

We don't talk enough about how goddamn funny Tighnari is. That man is unphased by everything.

Cyno shows up at his doorstep with a small child who is traumatized, illiterate, terminally ill, and has an ancient god sealed away in her body, and asks him to help raise her, and Tighnari's only objection is that he doesn't know how to teach preschool level academics.

He eats a poisonous mushroom, passes out, and has a hallucination and just goes "damn that was crazy. Let me write it down for science."

The dudes in charge of the whole country repeatedly beg him to come work for them and he tells them to fuck off.

The second fatui harbinger, said to be as strong as a god, threatens him and he basically tells him to fuck off too.

The traveler gets possessed by god and then comes back to tell him that the sages are building a false god and he's like "Damn that's fucked up. Anyways I gotta go check on my patient."

Dehya and the Traveler basically say "Hey we are helping Cyno overthrow the government" and he's just like bet.

He get's struck by lightning and is just like "Oof. Anyways gotta go check on my patient, good luck fighting a god".

He finds an illegal sentient robot crab and just adopts it and tells the matra not to worry about it.

He passes out from heat exhaustion in the desert and is just like "Damn. I'll need to bring some sunscreen next time".

Finds out Cyno has a long lost brother/cousin and is just like "Cool. Why don't you come over for dinner, meet the family".

The craziest shit can happen to this man and he's just like "Allright why not. This might as well happen" and I love that about him

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

Ever think about how Sing's life is just a never ending series of shoes to fill? How he's always the one left behind to grieve and try to pick up the pieces?

Who's ready to cry???

Can i offer a WIP banana fish animatic frame during this trying time?

I am so normal about this show

I LITERALLY READ A FIC WITH THIS EXACT CONCEPT, OR SOMETHING EXTREMELY SIMILAR. LOGAN LIKED THE LIGHTS OFF BECAUSE HE COULD SEE BETTER BUT THAT MADE WADE INSECURE BC HE THOUGHT LOGAN DIDN'T WANT TO SEE HIM. I LOVE THIS WHOLE CONCEPT 1000000/10

Edit: found the fic! SMUT WARNING.

It's "Night Vision" by PurpleHippo666 on AO3.

Had a thought at 1am bahahha

I literally put a note on the part where Nona says she doesn't like gingers. In my mind they wrote down "does not like gingers????? Can't be Harrow."

love how as far as i can interpret, they're testing nona for some kind of lyctoral body-sharing necromancy background, and part of the criteria is being a lesbian so they have to notice if she talks about tits a lesbian amount.

That cat is so patient it's unbelievable