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Based on true events mixed with my head-cannons

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(Jay looking at head-cannons about star-fair online.)

Jay: what's ADHD? (looks it up)

Jay: wow this sounds......alot like......me. MOM!!!!!!!!!! DO I HAVE ADHD!!!!!!!!!!

Edna (in another room): YEAH!!!

Jay: OK THANKS!!!

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Cole: Dude you have anxiety!

Jay: What no I don't

Cole: Jay. You. Have. Anxiety!

Jay: No I don't, I will bet you 10 bucks that if I asked my parents they won't say I have anxiety

Cole: make it 20, if its general anxiety!

Jay: done

(the next day)

Jay: here's your 20 bucks

Cole: I told you

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(Jay going on a rant about some fandom he is in, and is not showing a signs of stoping while bouncing his arms)

Kai: This is one of the reasons we think you're autistic dude

Jay: for the last time Kai, I'm not autistic. the doctors already checked. Tell him mom!

Edna: while they said you are on the spectrum, but I don't think you're autistic!

Kai (while choking form shock): What?

Jay (start to have existential crisis): What?

Edna: Yeah they told us that after they diagnosed you with ADHD and anxiety when you were around nine

Jay (fully having existential crisis) mom you can't be on the spectrum and not be autistic

Edna: Oh

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Yes

would you accept gas station pikachu.. .

Jay- Ok, heard me out

Cole- Ok?

Jay- theoretically, if I have a sanitized knife and a sanitized beaker and was in a sanitized room. And I stabbed myself and collected my blood in the beaker, would that work for a blood test.

Cole- Why are you asking me this?

Jay- Nya and my parents are forcing me to get a blood test tomorrow, and I would rather stab myself than stabbed with a needle.

Cole- No I don’t think that would work

Jay- Either way I'm still getting stabbed, so if I just--

Cole- Jay, no!

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Jay- Kai hear me out, theoretically, if I have a saniti---

Cole- JAY YOU ARE NOT STABBING YOURSELF!!!

Jay- NEEDLES ARE EVIL!!!

Pixal: You all need therapy!

Jay: Ok maybe they do but I'm fine

Pixal: Jay, last week a guy pointed a gun at you, ready to kill you and you said “Pull the trigger, I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU”

Jay: It missed

Pixal: THAT IS NOT THE POINT HERE!

I’m going to go up to a random character, possibly Dareth or some extra and just tell them beat for beat what's going to happen in the future. And watch them react as the show plays out, exactly how I told them it would. 

Ninjago Isekai AU, but you're a background character.

From a scale of 1 to 10, how much of the plotline are you going to mess with.

I was just talking to my older brother about the ninja’s names for some reason, and I mention that Lloyd’s middle name is Montgomery. 

M-I forget the Lloyd is the only one with cannon middle

B-wait he has a middle name?

M-yeah its Montgomery, of all things. Well I have my own name headcannons like I think that-

B-wait so his initials are LMG

M-Yeah?

B-(starts laughing, while I’m confused) That hilarious.

M-I get Montgomery is weird middle name but--

B- just search up LMG, just search it up.

So I did, and it turns out the Lloyd’s initials are also a acronym for light machine gun.

Dude, I got you!!!!!

I want a magical girl ninjago au that has the cute little animal themed companions that come with their transformation/power.

We got the animal emblems from the early seasons, we can base them off those.

Jay Isekai 3

I was crawling on the floor, looking under the bed. “Where is it?” I muttered as I stands up to do another sweep of the room. That’s when I spotted Lloyd in the doorway, he was saying something. But I can only catch a couple of words, I think he said something about Zane. Maybe Zane knows where his amulet is. I then push past Llyod, “Ummm thanks Lloyd” Lloyd just looks at me, why is he just, ooooh wrong language, “thank you Lloyd” I think I said that right. Ok time to find Zane, he is probably in the kitchen. So I wander down the hallway towards the kitchen, wait how am I gonna ask Zane about my amulet? I can’t hold a conversation without it, maybe I’ll play charades or something. Wait, I can just write to him. Wu gave me that alphabet chart thingy, I can use that. I think it’s in the living room. I can just swing by there, before heading to the kitchen.

As I got closer to the living room, I heard a lot of shouting. Why is, who shouting? Oh, it's the guys, I thought as I entered the living room. Oh good, Zanes here, ok now I just need my chart thingy. I look over to the coffee table, where Wu was teaching to teach me ninjagen last night, and there it is. I go over to get it and, wait why is Cole looking at me like that? He's angry, what is he saying? I'm only caughting a few words, umm me, food and umm ruin. What did I ruin? Oh, shoot, I wished I had my amulet, I don't know what's going on! "Zane, Ummm wait, Ummm write," I say as I grab my chart, shoot Zane is not looking at me. "Ah" Cole tackles me out of nowhere, holding me to the ground. "I don't know what's happening". Wait, is that Master Wu? Cole then lets me go and I look up as I get off the floor, oh it is. Why is everyone yelling at Lloyd now? "Ummm Master Wu, I can't find my amulet and everyone is shouting, I don't know what's happening, please tell me you have another one?" Everyone but Master Wu looks at me confused, granted I'm probably speaking gibberish to them. "Oh, I do, but why give you another when I can just give you, yours!" he said while holding up my amulet, oh thank God. I take it and immediately put on, "Ok so what's going on?" I said.

And that's all I got, I'm not the best at writing or writing a lot of words. But this has been on my mind for days and had to get it out. I'll probably rewrite it later or something. I hope this is, well readable.

More Isekai Jay Au Stuff

Ok so more info on Isekai Jay Au, all more about the two worlds happened. So there are 16 realms in Ninjago, well earth is the 17th. Yeah so basically Ninjago and earth were one realm together but some major event happened in the past along time ago that spilt the two in to different realms. But because of Ninjago being split from earth for so long that they have some evolutionary different from people from earth. (if that makes any sense). The do the split time works a bit funky between the two realms, so like for example a charater (not saying because of supersecret reasons) came to Ninjago (while for earth went missing) when jay was 7 and jay then meets them again as a teen, the character is almost the exact same age when they went missing. (again if that makes any sense).

Isekai Jay AU

So Jay is from our world and get Isekaied into Ninjago right before the pilots. I have a couple fun ideas for this, but i’m disorganized as fuck and need to organize my thoughts and all that jazz. But here are some of them.

-Wu knows that Jay is from earth, and has been there couple of times

-Jay can’t speak the language (ninjaian?) and has to wear this amulet that lets him speak and understand the others. At least for the first few seasons, before he starts to get the language down. Wu can speak English though and is teaching jay ninjaian. 

-The portal he came though affected his appearance, which is why he looks different in pre-season 8 and after season 8. I can get more into this later but  before the portal and Isekai stuff, he is short, has red curly hair, freckles and eyebrow nock. 

-They just thinks he's weird, before they find out he not from their world.

-season 6 is kinda different, its more about jay being homesick than jaya (jaya is a big part thou). 

Jay Headcanon

He is immune to poison ivy, he and no one else knew about this (due to jay growing up in a desert) until during a mission everyone fell into a bush of poison ivy. After they get back to base jay and zane (he has no skin to inch) are just helping everyone deal with their rashes (and what ever else poison ivy gives you) and everyone being confuse as fuck of why jay was not affected by the plant. 

NINJAGO TEAM MY GOD STOP TEASING US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST BRING HIM BACK!!!!!!!THIS IS LIKE THE 4TH TIME YOU DID THIS!!!!!!!! JUST STOP!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!