Basically Bruise-

Lloyd: Hey Jay, can I  ask you for some relationship advice?

Jay: Look, kid, just because I’m dating Kai doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

tfw you open a door to the cursed realm

Us: we want a cole season

Writers: ok Zane will sacrifice himself again only to turn evil

Us: uh no we said COLE SEASON

Writers: Ninjago Anime

Us: wtf

Jason: Go fuck yourself!

Dick: Fuck me yourself, you coward!

(This is really bad edit of a classic scene from Red Hood and the Outlaws Annual #1 by Scott Lobdell - go read it, it gave me mad JayDick vibes.)

jay watches his own show

this took longer than i want to admit. Tag yourself: I’m a mix of S1 and S8-10 Lloyd

SHOWER COLE

shower cole

Hailstormshipping Headcanons

•Never wrote for this ship before so I hope you can enjoy :)•

-Zane and Cole like hugging Jay and squish him, they call it a ‘Jay sandwich’

-Jay likes laying his head on Cole and Zane’s lap and lets them play with his hair

-Cole likes kissing his boys on the forehead

-Coles got a ton of nickname for his two boys

ZANES: Snowflake, tincan, cinnamon, baby, snow prince, and sweetheart

JAYS: Bluebell, jelly, jellybean, sweet prince, blueberry, and darling

-Cole and Jay love cuddling Zane

-Cole likes carring Zane on his back and Jay in his arms

-Zane likes playing with both Cole and Jays hair

-Jay likes giving his boys kisses everywhere

-Jay like getting selfies with his boys, evertime when they are on a date he has his camera ready to go

The ninja as things me and my classmates have said

Nya: *shuffling along the floor* hang on I need to take my leather jacket with me

Cole: when I’m about to die I’m going to climb on top of a building, eat lots to get really fat, then jump off the building and crush everyone below me so I take them with me

Jay: *lying in Cole’s lap* dammit Cole you’re turning me gay

Zane: who lives in a pineapple under the sea

Jay: SPONGEBOB-

*sensei Wu walks in*

Jay: oh

Cole: Kai would you say you’re protective over Lloyd

Kai: *immeadiately walks over to Lloyd and hugs him protectively* MINE

Lloyd: I’m writing a fanfic

Jay: is it gonna be like a crackfic or more like the milkfic

Lloyd: crackfic

Lloyd: What’s a milkfic?

Kai: LLOYD NO

Cole, Jay and Kai: *scream-singing the creativity song*

Dont tag as gr**nfl*m* pls

Jays Childhood Heascanons💙🧸

•Age range about 8-10•

-Jay had a very good childhood thanks to his parents; when he was dropped off at their junkyard, they promised they were going to make this child's life amazing

-Ed and Edna are a complete;y different race/ethnicity from Jay; during childhood he would always ask why he looked so different from them and they were just like “do we tell him or...?”

-Jay had always been fascinated with his father's inventions, so fascinated that he wanted to make his own

-Jay was always a mamas boy, he was close with both his parents but, he had a special bond with his mother

-He loves astronomy, even as a kid; he had plenty of astronomy books and would climb on top of the trailer to star gaze

-He knew everything about stars/space; his parents would join him on the trailer and listen to him go on and on about space

-He was homeschooled and his father gave him engineering lessons

-He would honestly love to play with legos, toy models and Pokémon cards

-He has a whole collection of vintage comics and action figures

-He had a janked up tv that his father built but, every Saturday he would wake, eat cereal and watch the early morning cartoons

-His mom made him his favorite stuffed animal, he sleeps with it every night ((the one shown in season 7))

-He was a lightning fast runner and roller blader; that was his first sign of elemental powers but, his parents didn’t really noticed

-He would sneeze and lighting would form, even on really sunny days; he did develop his powers very young