you're watching the F1 movie. Max Verstappen hits Sonny so hard that he crashes and the car catches on fire. as Brad Bitch heroically climbs out of the burning car, a soundbite of Max saying "simply lovely" plays over Hans Zimmer's beautiful soundtrack. the leitmotif of "Doo Doo Doo Doo Max Verstappen" is heard faintly in the background, played menacingly on a trombone amidst the sound of crackling flames and a stirring orchestral crescendo.
This is fucking stupid but aren’t all my posts?
Have some ghoul valentines
Just in case any of you are confused, TikTok being banned and coming back not even 24 hours later with a giant "we thank President Trump" message is NOT a win. It's a huge red flag and a sign that this was a thousand percent planned.
*sadly plays witj hot wheels* ................i miss mcr :(
"the stewards do not consider that this breach reached the same level as the most recent case" Max verstappen you are an icon
Reminder for when he “saves” it. He was the one who wanted this, and now he gets to be the hero and win favour with young constituents. Don’t give him the credit for fixing his own problem.
I know Alpine is getting desperate, but the world does not need to see Pierre’s tripod 😭