Dont Usually Post Here, So Um Take My Yumeship

Can DPS players please understand to just COME CLOSER when I’m playing Zen, I LITERALLY JUST DIED AND COMING BACK FROM SPAWN I CANT WALK THAT FAST AND STOP HIDING BEHIND THE FUCKING WALLS SO I CAN PUT THE HARMONY ORB ON YOU

Rant caused by a Soldier 76 constantly pinging me for heals when I just died and had to come back from spawn and died as soon as I got there, causing me to waste an ult, and then flamed me by saying “no healer” at the end of the match (However I also got a potg with Zen somehow rather then him so that was fun)

And also a Pharah camping on the SECOND FLOOR OF THE LIJANG TOWER CONTROL CENTER and kept pinging me for heals when 1)I’m not fast enough to get up there 2) the other team was surrounding the corners and 3) I WAS PRIORITIZING THE TANK WHO WAS TRYING TO DEFEND THE POINT

selfshippers with heartbreaking lore are God's strongest soilders like wdym you and your f/o AREN'T HAPPY???

Aphelios would absolutely dance and eat this up in front of Seol no questions asked (heels and sparkly makeup included)

ooh I never thought of this one but it makes so much sense! I always thought they looked cool, thx!

Hey.. how about a reblog game to celebrate the new blog?

Reblog with up to two f/os and i will assign them an animal species to be their fursona 🐶

Example:

Buggy gets a leopard seal!

toxic gossip train but its mauga singing about all the people he killed

tag you and your f/o in this scenario:my dad who complained about how my mom smelled like nyquil while they were about to sleep and said that she should've taken it before she brushed her teeth (Cause according to him, that would've cancelled out the smell) vs my mom complaining about my dad complaining about her and saying that it wouldn't have cancelled out the smell whether she brushed her teeth first before taking it or not

i get a little big jumpscared seeing my main league blog (@scarlet-moonlight) posts on other people's blogs/tags because my pfp happens to be my Seolphel comm but I also love it because everyone will see my little yumeship on their league tag like

Hi!! Can you do one for him?

there’s honestly a lot of animals I imagined him as (cat, doberman, jackalope, kitsune etc) but what do you think?

Hey.. how about a reblog game to celebrate the new blog?

Reblog with up to two f/os and i will assign them an animal species to be their fursona 🐶

Example:

Buggy gets a leopard seal!

I think we need more content of Clove from Val and Venture being friends, I could just see an interaction between them like

Venture:What do you mean you “cheat” death? Don’t you just want to collapse onto the ground and feel the soil underneath?! Let the sweet release of death overtake you!!?

Clove:Uh…

Or something like

Venture:You're immortal? How many years have you lived? How many historical figures and monuments have you seen? Did you get in trouble for it before coming back to life again? Oh please tell me you're just so cool!!

Clove: *Awkward laughter* Um..about that..

thing is self shipping is inherently self serving and if youre not doing everything in this for yourself and your happiness then it Will start to bother you. you cant do any of it for the approval of others