If Someone Tweeted Me A Pic Of My Tongue In My Brother’s Mouth I Would Try To Safe Word My Way Out

can you keep a secret?

Noel: Happy birthday, Liam. Liam: Well, that was a first. Noel: I think you’ll find it’s the thirty-third.

Red Rocks Amphitheater in Denver, USA 20 September 2005

getting him to join

from the get go liam's plan hadn't been to merely impress noel by being in a band, it was to get noel IN the band

liam is at first desperate and then genuinely thrilled to get noel, whereas noel is deliriously happy about having louise

but yes, the mission was to get noel in at any cost. kind of like baby trapping someone, but with a band instead of a baby

imagine liam jumping through all these hoops for paul?

so what's it like now that you've successfully smuggled your one and only into the band? must be pretty nice, right? well...:

cutting two-word review... seldom seemed to show any positive emotion towards liam... noel's smile seemed to vanish...

yeah ...

so these are from tony mccarroll's book which is well worth a read or ten

Q - March 1999

©️ Kevin Cummins

Since I saw that photo of Noel and Liam wrestling on the floor is going around today, here are some outtakes I found :)

I just know that liam did this shit to noel on a daily basis when they were growing up

liam got on that room like can't play guitar can't play bass can't play drums can't dance i started singing two days ago your band name sucks ass your lyrics and music are bad and i need my brother with me at all times for support (that he won't give). and guigsy and bonehead were like well we can't NOT have him in our band. look at those beautiful eyes

Liam Gallagher

Q magazine, 2000