Not Even Fanfics Helping Everything Is Smut Nowadays Like DAMN IM NOT IN THE DAMN MOOD

What if I went into your house at 4 am (legally), tickled your feet (with consent) and then made you food (Maggie goreng)? Cute date idea! Oh and a cockroach as our pet too :( <33

What if we date as a joke

(Sorry for the late reply, I was fighting zombies for the whole week, I'm actually Leon Kennedy btw) And yes, I'll date you as a joke but then suddenly our feelings turns real and we get that fake-dating trope awwwhhh 🥺🥺💕💕

one thing about ptj's writing that always leaves a bad taste in my mouth is sometimes i feel he doesn't completely grasp the issues of abuse and sexual trauma, mostly and majorly for the female characters, but the male characters too.

take for example mira getting sexually assaulted by the cult leader and camp instructor, zoe's transaction with logan, club vivi, vin'mom being raped and killed by the shaman, sujin being abused and preyed upon and sexually assaulted before getting beaten to death by taejin... ALL of this feels so catatonic, almost unnecessary in its cruelty. this is a horrible world no doubt. but whatever he inflicts to his female characters seems to be done purely for the sake of shock value, almost like an indelible grief or hurt or helplessness a MALE character has to overcome in his path to nirvana. it is never shown what the woman feels about her own violation, no impact of it can be seen on her own life before she dies or simply forgets and moves on (kinda telling of the author's attitude towards how victims ought to react...).

then lets talk about the male victims. daniel gets stalked, goo and gun and eli were all minors who trained under a man who unironically touches people's genitals and brags about doing so, olly gets raped, eli gets groomed (i will not argue here about this one), sinu is shown naked often with the woman who brainwashed him. not mentioned in the comic but should be pondered upon is the fact that jake and jiho were in juvenile prison, a place with alarmingly high rates of sex crimes. dg is an idol who deals with invasive fans (sasaengs in real life are legitimately terrifying). seongji and vin were the ritual vessels for a cult. but this aspect of their trauma gets completely brushed under the rug, as if even alluding to it would take away from their strength and uhhh, masculine nature.

much to be thought about his treatment of his own characters...

Why ar you heterochromia?? 😮

Are you gay?

no I'm a straight white man who is very anti LGBT!!!!

I second this 🔥🔥 do it yall BEFORE I do it myself 🤗⁉️🗣️

SOMEONE PLEASE DRAW IZANA OILED UP PLEASEEEE

Can I breed y

Yes you can breed me like them creampie fanfic

Have you ever had a thought of wanting to breed a fictional character so badly :33 If so, who is it (I think I know who it is)

If you were a fictional character I'd say you in an instant but you're not so it's gonna be Hiroki Dan. I want to impregnate him so bad, MPREG REAL‼

What's your favourite straight ship

Me, myself and I. They're polyamorous! Honestly, I always find myself looking at them with goo goo eyes whenever they're together!!

literally cannot find a single haikyuu x reader fic rn that i haven’t alr read or meets my needs for my nightly routine and im going insane please i just need some iwaizumi fluff or atsumu or suna or kuroo lit anyone from haikyuu but i literally can’t for some reason and its pissing me off like i need my daily dose before i go to bed