You Have A Problem With It Because We're Black.

Adorkable (Brett Talbot x reader)

“okay okay, Brett I got another one… ” you giggled slightly , you are currently at your boyfriend’s place cuddling in his bed.

“Are you a tower…?” you started, he gave you an amused look. “Because Eiffel for you” you finished. He shook his head.

You were throwing lame pickup lines at him.

“Are you hot or its just the holy spirit burning inside you? ” you turned around.

“Babe, we are already dating” he chuckled.

“So? ” you got top of him straddling him.

“I’m gonna punch you…. ” you smirked. “yeah…? ” he raised his eyebrow curiously.

“— in your lips with my lips, softly cause I love you” you leaned forward.

You squealed when you felt his fingers against your ribcage.

“oh my– ha ha ” you tried to get away from his grip.

“Brett, STOP ” you laughed more. He grinned tickling you more. You rolled over making both of you fell to the floor.

He pinned you down preventing your escape. “you are such a dork” he kissed your nose.

“You still love me though” you grinned still laughing.

“Of course, you are adorkable ” he kissed your lips. You both stayed there for few minutes.

“Babe, I got another one… ” you looked at him making him chuckle.

“Homosexuality is wrong, the Bible says it!”

So is: 

wearing two different fabrics

eating pigs and rabbits 

wearing torn clothes

having short hair

having tattoos

having more than one type of plant in your garden

going to church in the first  2 months after you’ve given birth

masturbating

wearing jewlery

remarrying 

women saying anything in church, ever

eating lobsters

divorcing

eating fat

touching women who are on their periods are touching something that has been touched by a woman who is on her period

cross breeding

people with flat noses becoming priests (?)

cheating

saying God’s name

gossiping

going to church if your balls are injured in any way

wizards (?)

so we’re all going to hell anyways. 

CHARACTERS AS COCKTAILS 🍹 ➤ disney heroines (part 2/2)

This was the most swagged out nigga in the movie and he only had like two lines. 

he always looked annoyed that he had to waste his time attending 

Eren Through The Years

835-836: Infant

842: 7 Years Old

844: 9 Years Old

845: 10 Years Old

846: 11 Years Old

847: 12 Years Old

848: 13 Years Old

849: 14 Years Old

850: 15 Years Old

851: 16 Years Old

854: 19 Years Old

sunburn

pairing: peter parker x reader warnings: language, angst, pining - all that fun stuff summary: what if your soulmate didn’t want to be yours? 

regular masterlist ~ I do NOT have a tagslist

part one 

part two 

part three

part four

part five - coming june 21

part six

P.S. You’re cute when you’re sleeping. :)

DAY 20: Night on the town

She’s just here for the sandwich not accusations

(Hi, Im falling behind on these rip)

Random Spideypool Gifs part 4/???

I found this gem, and had to make a few gifs out of it.