Cleansing Devastation

Incorrect Obey Me #1

Mc at the dinner table; I told Lucifer his ears turn red when he lies

Mammon, confused cause they don’t; what why? What's the point of it?

Mc, amused; hey Lucifer do you love us?

Lucifer ‘discreetly’ hiding his ears; no. Not one bit

The others; . . .

Mc; lol amazing

please for the love of FUCK tag your works properly. i don’t want to think i’m reading an x male reader and am already being slapped in the face with she/her pronouns. if it’s a fem reader, put it in the tags/title/desc ANYWHERE people can see it so we know who the post is made for.

THE SAME APPLIES TO TOP/BOTTOM READER BLOGS YOU GUYS ARE SO BAD AT TAGGING THINGS!!! i’m trying to BE fucked, not be the one fucking. sub and dom roles are so much different than top and bottom roles. just because the reader is a dom doesn’t mean they’re a top. and if you aren’t tagging their positions in the first place i’m literally in ur walls.

i’m not playing a guessing game guys. just please please PLEASE tag ur works appropriately.

MC: When demons I've met so far were like, "You're so adorable~"

MC: And then they f***d me like I was a common wh***?

MC: Geez, guys. At least tell me that I'm hot. *drinks another glass of beer*

Satan and Mammon: ...

Beelzebub: That's right, babe. Tell them.

Sitri: I never knew that Solomon would be offended to something like this. *chuckles* Truly adorable.

MC: Shut the fuck up, Sitri!

Paimon: Bestieee~ Looks like drinking is not for youuu~

Satan: Yeah. That's your last.

MC: *raises an eyebrow at him* You don't get to order me around. We're not married yet.

Satan: You-

Mammon: He's not. But I'm your first concubine, so maybe I could.

Satan: Why are you calling yourself their concubine-

MC: Hush! My husband is talking!

Paimon: *laughing and clapping*

Beelzebub: Hey, babe. He's just the other man.

Satan: You- We're going home!

MC: You're not my husband!

Satan: I am!

i just know sanji would go crazy for ratatouille i know this 100% for a fact

bonus sanji singing la festin :-]

i love this tweet very much

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twst book 7 spoilers (but not really)

Maleficia after Shrouds contacted her

DECKED OUT