Dear Genshin Fans

#when you have THE obsession of cat's and you See a ONE you know you're NOT going to leave or look away

Fuck it. I'm no longer gender neutral, I'm gender evil

⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚NSFW Alphabet with Azul Ashengrotto˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆

DNI : minors.

!!Warnings : switch!top!male!reader, switch!bottom!Azul, size difference kink, oral, toys, cock warming, praise/humiliation kink, power dynamic, ink(I'm not sorry).

#a.n. : While everyone is writing kinktobers, I'm still trying to finish this. But wait after the alphabets, there will be kinktober... In November, to make it more convenient (and maybe earlier, if I try). Also, no pictures today because I want to redo the decor, and I'm writing this part of Azul for two beautiful ladies, so...(I'll add them later)

A = Aftercare (What are they like after sex?)

He is embarrassed about this (just a little), but he will help put things in order in what he and his partner have done. Prefers to rest a bit before cleaning, but if his partner starts, he will certainly help too. Especially if he was in a dominant position.

B = Body Part (Their favorite body part as well as their partners)

Well, in your body it would... Certain parts. He definitely has a kink for the size difference (you can't argue with me, I want to pin him against the wall). And he will love anything if it is bigger than his body parts? Palms, muscles, if any, tongue, di—. Yes.

Honestly, he really likes his chest, and not just the nipples specifically, he likes it when his partner touches him anywhere on the chest in general. I just have a headcanon that he has very petite chest, even for a guy and well... Sorry.

C = Cum (basically anything related to sperm)

So... His sperm has the most ordinary consistency. It is released quite a bit during orgasm, but it tastes quite salty. There is his ink in the sperm (fanfiction with the overblot form of Azul is always in my head, maybe I’ll write them too someday)

Mmm, I think he likes it when people cum in his mouth. Fish sperm, according to internet experts, is simply disgusting. So he likes this taste, definitely.

D = Dirty Secret (Self-explanatory, their dirty secret)

He is the power bottom almost always, simply because he is flattered by the idea of control. But damn, he has moments where he just wants you to take it all into your own hands and take it as you please, mostly without considering his opinion (but still having his consent to it, of course).

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they are doing?)

... No. Simply no. He's definitely a virgin. I doubt he even knows much about sex in theory. Well, dick, hole there, sperm, orgasm. That's all, okay?

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Doggy style~. Don't lie to me that you didn't want to bend him over his table in the VIP room, I won't believe you (it's not exactly doggy style, but who cares). He mostly refuses to look you in the face when you're dominant, so why not.

If he is dominant... Missionary position? I just like the idea of a dominant bottom underneath a service top and well... Azul would be a good fit. He likes to be snuggled anyway.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious at the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

Extremely serious, but with a hint of playfulness, if that makes sense. For example, if he has sex with a partner, it means that they literally mean the world to him and he is exposing a part of himself that is really vulnerable, so he likes it if both parties take it very seriously, but he also likes to have an opportunity to tease you and pull your strings just to see how you react.

H = Hair (How well groomed is it? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

I wouldn't say he's shaved, but his hair is definitely short, so there's no real need for that. The color is absolutely identical and they are also slightly curly, just like this hairstyle...

I = Intimacy (How are they feeling at the moment? Romantic aspect.)

He is very romantic in general. As I said earlier, he exposes a part of himself that is truly vulnerable, so when his partner takes it seriously, he feels very loved, generally respected and accepted, so he becomes much more romantic both sexually and in general .

J = Jack off (Main canon of masturbation)

He has a lot of stress in his life, you know? So, fuck... I think he would like to do this more often, but he doesn't do it often anyway. He still prefers your hands.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He probably likes to be humiliated and praised at the same time, and I can't explain it for the world, but I know it. Also likes power dynamics, likes to be bossed around and have less power than the other person, but still respected. But when it comes to dominating you—... For now. He also loves getting your cock warm (sorry). Well... I like to attribute this kink to all busy characters, except for Vil, what will you do to me.

L = Location (Favorite places to do things)

Very personal to him, so the only place he could really do this is either his room, his partners room, or some motel if he's really desperate. Specifically and for the most part, this is his room because he knows where everything is and he has certain toys that he can just pull out whenever he wants. Although... With a lot of persuasion or no choice (if one of you was EXTREMELY horny), he would agree to have sex in a less secluded place

M = Motivation (what turns them on, turns them on)

When he and his partner have a truly romantic relationship (that is, serious) or when you start whispering all sorts of dirty things in his ear and touching his thighs, for example.

N = No (Something they wouldn't do is disabled)

Hmm, I should at least list with someone no (with Vil there will be a direct list, lol), but Azula will also receive this honor. Rape, he also really doesn't like threesomes because he feels it's more about getting laid than actually caring about each other and wants to dedicate all his love to one person in particular. And also his real form until a very distant moment in the relationship.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Receiving. You can't tell me otherwise because this man looks like he was made to be flexed, especially with his skinny waist like...(sorry, I got carried away) and he probably doesn't mind either sit on your face (if that’s what you’re into, of course). The ratio would be something like this: 60% for you, 40% for you.

He's not particularly good at giving blowjobs, but it's all made better by his enthusiasm to bring you to orgasm as quickly as possible... As long as he's not teasing or denying your orgasm, of course.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He is slow and sensual as he loves to enjoy every moment he can spend with his partner in this way. Also wants to make sure that the other person knows that he loves them for real, and not just for sex.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickie games, how often, etc.)

Doesn't like quick games, but if he's really busy and his partner wants to do it, he'll agree to one. Well... Actually, they happen quite often, if I may confess.

R = Risk (are they playing with experiments? Are they taking risks? etc.)

Willing to take risks, but very quickly draws a line under what he doesn't like to do (he absolutely doesn't want many things until he becomes comfortable with his boyfriend/he has more trust in him). He wants to spend time with his partner as fully as possible.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they last? How long will they last?)

He becomes very weak in this position, so can usually only last about 7-10 rounds at most (still a reminder that this is a magical world, kittens). He actually only tries three or so, but if his partner wants to try a few more, he's more than welcome. True, only a few.

T = Toys (Do they have toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He probably has a dildo that he pleasures himself with from time to time, but he only really uses one. He takes good care of it and always makes sure it's properly cleaned so he doesn't get an infection or get sick or anything like that. Not a big fan of toys in general, but if that's what you want, he's okay with it.

U = Unfair (How much they love to tease)

He really likes both sides of the coin. He enjoys both teasing his partner and receiving teasing from him. Loves it when he squirms under his partner and he starts making comments about it, although he always complains about it, he likes it. And I also like the completely mirrored version.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Very loud because he often forgets to be quiet, the only thing he can really think about is his partner at that moment so nothing else matters. Although, if you persuade him to have sex outside of your rooms with him... He will hardly utter a sound, he is too ashamed.

W = Wild Card (random character headcanon)

He... Loves... Jerk... You... With...His... Tentacles. Okay, listen to me. When in the end, you gain his trust completely, he will agree to many things in his form. And damn... The tentacles are clearly faster and more skillful than his arms (even if they are quite chubby).

X = X-ray (Let's see what's going on under those clothes)

12 cm/just under 5 inches. He has a mole on his balls. His balls are surprisingly quite large and plump.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Like I said, his sex drive is quite high considering his stress level, but on average... He's fine with about 2-3 times a week. Although, what if you want more? He's all yours.

Z - Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep later)

Doesn't fall asleep right away, he likes to compliment his partner or talk a little before he falls asleep. If his partner is asleep, he can simply lie there for 10-20 minutes and come to the realization of what he just did before falling back to sleep.

just, uh, suspend your disbelief about how little sense if makes for those movies to exist in twstland, thanks.

anyway absolute PEAK diasomnia content in this event. they really are my favorite morons. 💚 (+ bonus shroud bros because that line stuck in my head and I’m still kinda scared for episode 6)

MC: Do you think Malleus would be okay?

Silver: Of course. He's with his children.

Baby Draconia 1: *biting on his father's tail*

Baby Draconia 2: *grabbing his hair*

Baby Draconia 3: *crying on his lap*

Malleus: *frowning*

Lilia: Aren't they lovely?

Malleus: Yes.

Lilia: Pft- I'm sure MC hasn't gone far off yet. Why don't you ask them to come back?

Malleus: And ruin their well-deserved vacation? I don't think so, Lilia.

Lilia: Aww~!

Afo hated Kudou so extremely, he hated the fact that Kudou stole Yoichi from him so, so, so much that he killed his own brother in front of his eyes. This is so sick and twisted. I know, I just know Kudochi were so deeply in love, just look at those tears forming. Now I know why Kudou was smiling right before dying because he knew he would see him again, he didn't mind dying at all💔

*Book 7: Rollo always knew.

Comic Simon is so cute omg

Also PBs hair is so cute omg

Rook: Oh catch me, my beau!

Azul: Why are you always so dramatic, sire?

Ace and Floyd: *laughing*

Ace: This is so good!

Floyd: Didn't know Azul have it in him. Heh heh.

Jade: He's doing well for a last minute notice.

Deuce: By the way, what happened? I thought MC was supposed to be portraying as a butler.

Ace: Yeah! Why did Azul replace them?

Jade: There was an unexpected incident. MC called us and requested Azul to fill their role for them.

Floyd: Oh. Does that mean they're playing a different role?

Jade: Yes. It seems like it.

Azul: Please enter, Sir Rein. The master would not want you to catch a cold on this chilly evening.

Vil: I'm waiting for someone.

Azul: I see. I will leave you be.

Vil: ...

Vil: *pulls out a small music box and plays it*

*Its sad melody echoes in the room*

Ace: Yikes. Why does it feel so creepy?

Deuce: Wait. The scene before this was when he was arguing with a childhood friend.

Floyd: Yeah. But they didn't show who was that childhood friend.

Ace: It sounds like Epel though.

Jade: Epel's voice fits for a child, I guess.

Deuce: Let's not forget that Rein (Vil) has been problematic since the start of the story. He may have friends, but he still have unresolved issues.

Floyd: Er, I don't like all this talking.

Deuce: S-Sorry.

*A figure approaches Vil from behind* *wrapping him in an embrace*

*The audience gasped*

Ace: H-Hold up!

Jade: Ah, now my guess has been confirmed.

Floyd: Hush! I want to hear what they're saying!

Vil: What took you so long?

MC: *smiles* Why, Rein? Have you been waiting for me?

Vil: ...

MC: *holds his hand* See? You can't live without me. *kissing it*

Vil: ...

Vil: I want to end this.

MC: *their gaze suddenly turns sharp* End?

MC: What are you on about, Rein?

Vil: I'm tired... walking behind your shadow.

Vil: Let's end this.

Vil: I don't need you anymore.

Ace: Oooohhh SHIT!

Floyd: *stood up from his seat and yells* Tell 'em, Rein!

Jade: Floyd, could you please sit down?

Malleus: *rubs his arm*

Lilia: Did you feel the chill, Malleus?

Malleus: Yes. MC has been an excellent actor and even from this distance, I could feel their brewing wrath.

Lilia: They've always been a genius. And also, Epel Felmier has done a great job in portraying the villain's childhood role. *chuckles*

Malleus: Ah, that's right. *smiles* MC might've let him to be the throughout villain, however, he said that he doesn't have the necessary chemistry to be paired by Schoenheit.

Lilia: Nevertheless, if the crowd was annoyed earlier, now they're fuming mad.

Vil: *has shot MC on the chest trying to protect himself after they kidnapped him*

MC: *lying motionlessly on the floor*

Vil: *carefully approaches them*

*the audience feeling the tension*

Vil: *kneels next to them* I'm sorry... I never wanted to do this.

Vil: *goes to caress their cheek*

Ace: *hugging Deuce's arm*

Deuce: Oi!

Ace: I'm bracing for the jumpscare.

Deuce: Huh?

Vil: If only fate had been kinder to us.

Vil: *about to let go when MC suddenly grabs his hand* *genuinely shocking him*

MC: Rein... You're the only... one I have... *opens their eyes and smiles*

Vil: ...

Vil: *goes to close their eyes with his other hand*

Vil: *cries* Why don't you ever... let me go?

*the curtain falls*

The audience: *was silent for a few seconds before they started clapping*

Vil and MC: ...

MC: *chuckles*

MC: Great job, Vil.

Vil: ...

Vil: *smiles* Thank you. *helps them to get up*

Rook: Everyone! Get ready for the curtain call!

Vil: We should hurry.

MC: Yes.

*Before the show*

Pomefiore student: Housewarden! The actor for the villain role got sick!

Vil: What?!

Epel: Wh-What should we do now?

Vil: We can't delay the show!

Rook: But who's going to play for the villain's role? We haven't prepared for a backup.

MC: *chuckles* You're wrong with that, Rook.

Rook: Pardon?

MC: I know the script. *smiles*

Vil: ...

Vil: *remembers their last encounter* ...

MC: Are you confident to act with me, Vil?

Vil: *smiles* Of course. Don't fail me.

MC: *chuckles* That's the spirit.

From now on 💛