please let this happen jjk237
In the Human world, You & Barbatos are enjoying a needed vacation...when you hear the upstairs neighbors fighting again
Mc*Raises brow*Who's that?
Barb*Who open the terrace door to get your and his laundry*Must be the couple upstairs
Woman: DO YOU HAVE TO SMOKE OUT HERE ALL THE TIME!
Man: Well, You won't let me do it in the house!
You walk to the terrace door to hear them better but Barbatos nudges you inside along with him back in your apartment
Mc: What are you doing?
Barb: Im not going to stand in the doorway and eavesdrop
Mc: No, We're going to go out on the terrace where we can hear better!
Barb*Sighs and shakes head*Do what you want dear, But I will not compromise my morals for some cheap thrill*Puts the laundry basket down and goes to get his coin purse to go buy groceries*
Mc*Shrugs and opens door to head out*Suit yourself barbie~
You out and listen...and your eyes widen and your mouth is ajar, you open the door and tell Barbatos
Mc: She thinks he's having an affair!*Closes the door and listens more*
Barb*Getting his coat ready and hums*I do not care
Mc: With his slutty secretary!!*Closes the door again*
Barb*Opens the door about to leave*Not interested
Mc: WHO'S ALSO HER COUSIN!?!*Looks at how he freezes with the door open*...
Barb*Stares and pouts closes the door, and runs to you to head into the terrace*Dammit-
Make way for the beast tamer, Yuu! (((o(*゚▽゚*)o)))
i just know sanji would go crazy for ratatouille i know this 100% for a fact
bonus sanji singing la festin :-]
just, uh, suspend your disbelief about how little sense if makes for those movies to exist in twstland, thanks.
anyway absolute PEAK diasomnia content in this event. they really are my favorite morons. 💚 (+ bonus shroud bros because that line stuck in my head and I’m still kinda scared for episode 6)
So I'm making another obey me meme. How these demons(and mc?) babysit baby boy wrath Satan.
Bonus from me. If I was babysitting a child, that child would be dead by now...
Alright, this is maybe ooc but I still want to draw small Satan!!
♥️♠️🐺🍎🤖⚡️ 🌹🐆🐙🐬🦈🦂🐍⚔️ ♦️♣️🦁👑🏹💀🐲🦇
all is well and they are silly and wholesome
The humiliation he must feel
Mc*scolds Barbatos for the hundredth time for not taking a break and resting*
Barb*gazes at the human lovingly*
Mc: Is any of this getting to you, Barbatos?!
Barb: You’re so gorgeous when you talk to me like that~
Mc*embarrassed* You’re so sweet, Barbie…I’m kind of speechless
Barb: Why don’t you come here and let me fix that~, Mon cher/cheri~
Mc: Gladly Cara m-HEY WAIT A MINUTE!
Barb*Sighs and mumbles underbreath*Damn...So close
...Shut up like you wouldn't want to see barbie in a maid outfit for punishment-
They/them-26 years old-birth: 15/11 Like reading and games Dont Know What im doing
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