-@illusoryescapee

Mein to hellooo kitty bf hoon

desi x med school dark academia (proff exams edition)

Students

• the one always willing to answer every dumb question you come up with

• the one you call whenever you are having a breakdown and need a dose of motivation

• the one you know you can still talk about fun stuff with without being guilt tripped

• the one who seems to be handling it all the best but is actually struggling the most

• the one always coming up with weird connections and theories because they have studied everything and now their only goal in life is to confuse everyone else

• the one who starts planning the post proff party even before the exams actually start

• the one with too many connections with seniors; keeps making their own guess paper

• the one with too many connections with teachers; keeps spreading rumours

• the one who’s still looking nice for every viva

• the one who ignores their books all year long but is now the major theeta of the group

• the one who stops studying after the written exams because “vivas to ho hee jate hain”

• the one whose all practical notebooks are unfinished and unchecked and is now panicking

• the one gaining 5 pounds every proff season because they stress eat

• the one losing 5 pounds every proff season evacsue they stress starve

Teachers/Examiners

• the one who’ll keep saying “phir soch lein” to every answer you give even if it’s the correct answer

• the one who is supposedly the nicest but gives you the hardest time

• the external whose lunch break lasts an entire lifetime

• the one who turns up late but still takes the longest viva

• the one who barely asks two questions but still ends up being your worst viva experience

• the one paying way too much attention to your internal assessment

• the one who spends more time asking personal questions and never actually gets to the point

Love is naan-negotiable

Dostonn ko itna roast krdiyaaa baapre

How can you explain son of sardar movie to a non indian YOU CAN'T.

Where's that one person who has read the books and knows all the lore and history behind the movie based on that book and compares the two?

Because I need one of them to do that for ponniyin selvan and tell exactly what is different from the book and actual history facts

Details that make men so attractive

The slight clean scent of aftershave when come out of the shower

That gentleness and control of their hands when they touch women because they don't want to hurt them

When you can see their smile lines, even when they're not smiling

The scars on their body that they've had since they were a kid and they just never faded away.

The scratchy feeling on their face or the rough texture of their palms

The voice they start making when they're talking to a puppy

That one voice crack when they're getting emotional

Everyone is gangsta until shafqat amanat ali decides to bring MANCHALA manchala teri oreee

Nobody can match my freak i be collecting random trivia facts like hellaa

The kind of love I desire:

From late night chats to late night walks

From face time to facing each other while dancing irl

From talking about favorite food to cooking for each other

From making hearts on the vc to holding hands

From smiling through text to laughing together.

From dedicating songs to dancing on them

From recommending movies, series, shows, books etc to watching them together

From giving each other nicknames to calling each other by those nickname in front of everyone

From selecting clothes through virtual ways to wearing matching outfits together.

From calls to sitting in silence irl

From just admiring the pictures to seeing you in person till I memories every little detail about you.

From "I miss you" to "Damn we missed our train, let's go and enjoy some more."

From "Thinking about you" to "Today we should go here."

From "Look this reminds me of you" to Creating memories together.

From "I can't wait to meet you" to "Finally we met"