Interesting Topics To Research On For Bored AF People (desi Version)

random desi chaotic academia things I've done:

spent the entire evening reading topics totally unrelated to my studies instead of studying and then panicking about how i hadn't learnt anything for the exam the next day.

wrapped my mother's saree haphazardly around myself and danced to my desi academia playlist at 3am and then collapsed due to the blood rush to my head.

spent an entire night reading my mother's Rabindranath-er Golpogucchho (A Collection of Stories by Rabindranath Tagore) instead of doing my homework due the very next day and ended up not submitting it.

sent random quotes of sylvia plath and f scott fitzgerald to my best friend at 2 in the morning and then talked all night about it.

danced to rabindra sangeet in my room while reciting his poetry

exhausted my 4 months worth of pocket money on books by indian authors and still not finishing even half of them.

stopped on my way back home from tuitions to buy jhumkas from a roadside stall and got yelled at for coming home late.

scattered all my books on the bed because i couldn't find the right book to feed to my emotional state.

added more and more accessories to my already unorganized jewellery box, some of them i wore once and some i have never worn till today.

had an unhealthy obsession with greek, roman and egyptian mythology for years and spent countless nights reading articles on them over a cup of masala chai.

intentionally tried to get my dupatta stuck in a guy's watch to get my very own om shanti om moment.

been overconfident in myself for an exam, spent the whole time reading articles about random topics that i will never require, thought i screwed it over and then topped the entire class.

filled up my notes app with poems at 3 am when i had an exam at 8 the following day.

fell asleep while reading a book on the floor, and woke up alarmingly early the next morning with smudged kajal, puffy eyes and a runny nose.

dried flowers from my backyard in between the pages of old books and used them as bookmarks.

had an unhealthy amount of chai to stay awake but fell asleep on my books halfway through and still passed.

Hey (with the intention of living life like them )

Interesting Topics to Research On for Bored AF People (desi version)

The Bengal Sultanate

Dominance of taka in Silk Route Trade

Tibetan Buddhism

Chamba Rumal

Pashupati Seal

Zeb-un-nissa Begum

Rasa theory of Natyashastra

Gargi-Yajnavalkya Dialogue

Saraswati (River and Goddess)

Rudraveena

Atman-Brahman Relation and Mahavakyas

70's Bollywood fashion

Paintings of Raja Ravi Varma

Dhrupad

History of Chai/Cha

Mother Goddess Mohenjo Daro

Chanakya

Prakrit Language

Baro-Bhuiyan

Chicankari

Brajabuli

Tantra

Shipton–Tilman Nanda Devi expeditions

Banaras

Annamalaiyar Temple

Chola Dynasty

Pala Empire

Terracotta Temples of Bengal

Laadle tu hoga fyn shit hum to pokemon trainer hai

Relationship should be 50-50 right? So:

Tum ruth lena, me mana lunga.

Tum bolti rehna, me sun lunga.

Tum hasti rehna, me hasata rahunga.

Tum nazare churati rehna, me nazare milata rahunga.

Tum sazti-savarti rehna, me tasweere le lunga.

Tum sun lena, me bol lunga.

Tum gussa kar lena, me pyar kar lunga

Tum nakhre karna, me utha lunga.

Tum muh banana, me pareshaan kar lunga.

Tum mehndi me mera naam chhupa dena, me dhundh lunga.

Tum payal ki zid karna, me tohfe me pehna dunga.

Tum chhupke se mujhe dekhna, me nazarandaz karne ki koshish kar lunga.

Tum zulfein khuli rakhna, me unse khel lunga.

Tum apni gaud de dena, me usme apna sar rakh lunga.

Tum loriyan ga dena, ne kahaniya suna dunga.

Tum apni shikayatein batana, me apna kandha de dunga.

Tum gajrey ki khawaish karna, me la kar tumhare baalon me laga dunga.

Tum phoolo ko pasand kar lena, me tumhe pasand kar lunga.

Tum chai bana dena, me khana bana dunga.

Tum kitaben padh lena, me tumhe padh lunga.

Tum geet gungunana, me tumhe dekh "haaye" kar lunga.

Tum pyari lagti rehna, baaki sab me kar lunga.

-Om

If i can change the whole, i fold up the space between me and you

جمال احسانی نے اپنی کتاب کے دیباچے میں لکھا تھا کہ

Jamal Ehsani had written in his book's book that

" کہ میں نے اپنے ماں باپ کو ایک سکھ جو دیا وہ یہ ہے کہ میں انکی زندگی میں فوت نہیں ہوا"

"That I gave one relaxation to my parents is that I did not die in their lifetime"

Little things that give me butterflies in my stomach

That thing where his breath is shaking and his hands are fumbling while he kisses you

"Shh, I'm here"

When you can hear the clinking of his belt from the other side of the door as he gets undressed

When he touches you with the back of his hand

When he moves you by your waist UGH

reasons why my bf is the best person to have in your friend group

you mention one (1) time that you're craving some dish and the next day he'll bring a special dabba with it for you

always carries extra hair ties for female friends

has extra money in case someone forgot their lunch

always makes sure you wash your hands or atleast sanitise before you eat

knows first aid

SMOKING HOT

lets you sleep on his shoulder during class or in the bus if you're tired

asks you if you want a hug if he sees you looking sad- best hugs ever

makes sure your notebook is completed by offering his own notes

CHEMISTRY GENIUS!!!!!

will throw hands with anyone who insults you, and will win

tells his mom about your favourite food so she'll make it when you come over

endearing nicknames for everyone that include 'nutella', 'gulab jamun', 'taara', 'sherni' and my personal fav: 'biryani'

mention one of your interests and he'll listen to you infodump for hours. literally. hours. (he listened to me overanalyse tangled for four hours straight, from 2 am to 6 am)

DID I MENTION HOT ASF

gives you small affirmations everyday, like 'i love your hair today behen', 'aree wah those biceps looking great today bro'

asks you about your favourite flowers if he's known you long enough and surprises you with them when you're sad

BRINGS CHOCOLATES AND YOUR FAVOURITE MOVIE KI CD DURING PERIODS!!!!!!!

ALSO HE'S AN AMAZING KISSER