Sherlock Holmes Deduces You Are Trans Before You've Figured It Out Yourself And Refers To You With Those

sherlock holmes deduces you are trans before you've figured it out yourself and refers to you with those pronouns and then when you look confused is like "ah...had you not arrived at that conclusion yet?" and wafts away in his dressing gown to smoke seventeen pipes, leaving you in a gender crisis

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1 year ago

the new season of jjk gave my ass PTSD (Post-traumatic Shibuya Disorder)


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1 year ago

i read all of archie sonic in 2019 and there was a gimmick short where you filled in the speech bubbles yourself and i did this

I Read All Of Archie Sonic In 2019 And There Was A Gimmick Short Where You Filled In The Speech Bubbles
I Read All Of Archie Sonic In 2019 And There Was A Gimmick Short Where You Filled In The Speech Bubbles
I Read All Of Archie Sonic In 2019 And There Was A Gimmick Short Where You Filled In The Speech Bubbles

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11 months ago

to anyone out there that's got ASD, have y'all ever been holding a pencil and the ridges dig into your hand bones in a way that makes you so overstimulated that you want to throw a chair, or is that just me?

rb to increase sample size for science or whatever.


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1 year ago
Kudos To @bluebird-ascended For Letting Me Draw Her OC. I Think This Really Turned Out Well!

kudos to @bluebird-ascended for letting me draw her OC. I think this really turned out well!


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2 years ago

No guys actually like classic cock. They just put it on when they’re in the car with other guys because it is the safest option and then they have to pretend to like it to each other to force a conversation

11 months ago
John Oliver Buys $15M of Medical Debt for $60K and Forgives It All, Because He Could
Global Citizen
Once again John Oliver proves that you can do anything with money and lawyers

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1 year ago
Linktober 2023 Day 25+26+27: Overgrown, Forest, Light

Linktober 2023 day 25+26+27: Overgrown, forest, light

The last days have been sooo busy for me so i made it as easy as possible by crunching three prompts into one, as well as redrawing linktober 2022 day 10 from last year so I don't have to come up with an original idea. and it worked!

5 months ago

Here’s a little anecdote I’d like to share with all of you:

In my government class, we had a unit where we learned about congress. My teacher’s way of getting us engaged was to have us randomly pick a real current congressperson, draft up our own bills and a present them in-character in a simulation of a congress session. Most of the kids who picked right-wing republican senators opted for a satirical, comically ridiculous version of the person they chose, you know just having fun with it, nothing genuinely harmful.

But I kid you not, one of my classmates who was playing a far-right senator (it might have been Mitch McConnell) introduced a fake bill to our congress- and I swear this is true- to make Canada a part of the US.

It was a joke. And we all thought it was funny because surely no one, even our notoriously crazy far-right politicians, would be that stupid.

Fast forward to yesterday when I’m first finding out what our president elect has been yammering about, and I realize that political satire is truly dead, because what could possibly be more morbidly deranged and comically absurd than the real world?


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2 years ago
zero-saber-sam - Play it again, Sam

zero-saber-sam - Play it again, Sam

yeah also heres a closeup in case you couldnt read the text and didn't want to zoom in (the arrow pointing to vash says "doesn't know what to do with a cage full of bugs", the arrow pointing to the cage says "bugs")


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9 months ago
a highly rendered painterly style digital illustration of a bust of Charlotte Cracker. he has a curled lip and a generally angry expression. Unlike the canon design, he has a spiky ended barbell earring and one stud, purple eyebrows, and an undercut. He's at a 3/4 angle and the shading is warm with purple tones. There are two simple heads of Cracker and Brulee in the top left with a wide grin. the text below reads "don't worry chat we got this (they do not got this)"
a digital illustration in an unshaded simple style of Charlotte Cracker and Charlotte Brulee arguing. Brulee is yanking on Cracker's top ponytail and swinging her mirror towards him with a petulant expression, saying "i don't need your help!" Cracker has the same expression and is yanking on some of her hair, his other hand on his sword hilt. he's saying, "why'd mama send me then huh?" Brulee responds, "FUCK OFF"
it's not a serious argument, just aggressive sibling behavior

just got to wci who tf is this guy (i like his funny hair)


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zero-saber-sam - Play it again, Sam
Play it again, Sam

This blog has no consistent purpose, but if you wanna hang out, I got soup in the back. He/They, Bi, and fueled by caffiene, spite, and an endlessly shifting catalogue of fandoms. Blog is queer friendly. TERFs, Trump-supporters, and bigots of all kinds DNI. Free Palestine.

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