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Stroganoff

Did a quick follow up sketch of our DM, who is honestly trying her best

"What the fuck did you cretins do this time..."

Tumblr munched the image, sorry. :(

First off, rude. Secondly, rats are intelligent, so I can’t be. Thirdly, I know where you live. Don’t make me turn your curtains in a paper doll project.

Whenever the ice breaker of what animal you would turn into in a fight passed around, I always say stoat.

I’m not a bear or a lion or anything powerful. I’m a short ass bitch with 0 muscle mass, but I am petty as fuck, much like a certain snow weasel with tiny knives for teeth.

if a fight ever were to arise, I would turn into a stoat, and slip away, but while my enemy sleeps, I would worm into their house, destroy all their pottery, ruin their clothes, and chew up their social security card. Plus for whatever reason, stoats are deathproof, so they would never catch me. Plus, they would never be able to look someone in the eyes and tell them they got their house wrecked by a long rat that weights 10 pounds soaking wet

I’m always one step ahead.

Oh no he found a shirt version

israel is invading rafah today while everyone will be distracted by the oscars. don’t let yourself be distracted, keep eyes on rafah, keep eyes on palestine.

Dear Joanne Kathleen Rowling,

There’s a chance for this to be the funniest repeated event in history.

We should turn it into an annual event, feeding billionaires to the Titanic.

My character, Giovanna. It doesn’t look amazing, but it’s not bad for a 20-something minute sketch.

Everyone on tumblr one day collectively decided that Sheik was transmasc and I love it.