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Can you pls link some good ke fics ?

ok here we go!

domesticated dogs by coldmackerel - this was the one i was reading last night! a post-s3 villaneve fic from elena's pov. i'm a BIG fan of outsider pov fics + this was done soooo so well

it came from the water by coldmackerel - i'm getting through all my coldmackerel recs first. read this about 2 hours ago + i can't stop thinking about it. it's immediately post-4x08 so maybe don't read it if you're not prepared to feel very very sad lol, but it was actually very cathartic for me

these mortifying ordeals by coldmackerel - one year post-s2 ! the BLUEPRINT!!!!!! i'm planning a re-read of this + haven't read the other 2 in the series yet but ....seriously, this author's absolutely forensic understanding of both eve + villanelle is something else, i don't think they're easy characters to write well or truly do justice to but the way this author gets into their particularities + makes it feel effortless is incredible imo

ties that bind me (to you) by vracs - ancient rome AU, villanelle is an undefeated gladiator who goes to take on the minotaur + is guided back to safety by eve. PEAK romance imo, literally read it 2 years ago + it has not left my mind

the rest are retrieved from a google docs list of ke fics i made like 2 years ago for a friend loooool so i haven't read them recently but wrote little blurbs about them at the time so:

this is what you wanted by dollsome - villanelle goes to alaska on her own post-s2, a villanelle character study essentially. i remember really liking this because i liked the idea of villanelle being put somewhere quiet on her own to kind of ..... ruminate + reflect after the intense action of s2 - i'd just recommend anything by dollsome tbh!!!

every rose by fixy - tattooist/florist AU!!!! the WHOLE gang's in this one + it's so so so much fun!!!!! also i continue to mourn the fact that we never got to see elena + villanelle interact in the show bc every fic where they become friends is an automatic fave for me

quid pro quo by fixy - divorce lawyer AU!! another fixy fic, another classic ke fic imo..... villanelle is eve's solicitor for her divorce with niko. nearly 130k of pure gold, basically read anything fixy has written but those r my top 2 i think

for hire by almostafantasia - eve hires an escort AU, villanelle is the escort in question + she's pretending to be eve's date for niko's wedding to someone else, fake dating essentially!!!

everything is shit by almostafantasia - a post-3x06 fic, from what i remember this was villanelle having a crisis post-killing her family + eve turning up in barcelona to see her..... very soft

from the same star by almostafantasia - 68k soulmate AU!! yet another almostafantasia rec (just read everything they've written tbh), a CLASSIC soulmate AU.... you've got slowburn.... you've got their initials appearing on each other's skin.... but you've also still got MI6 eve + assassin villanelle ..... it's GOOD!

an interlude by villanellogy - a soft post-3x08 fic, eve gets villanelle the ice cream she loves, that's the fic x

last call by villanellogy - outsider pov/villaneve in a small town fic, less than 2k but this fic hits HARD, a film-noir vibe to it all

a ripening of sorts by creampuffs - post-s2 fic, villanelle + eve are in a cottage in rural italy, villanelle's taking care of eve + her (villanelle-induced) gunshot wound xoxo i LOVE a fic where characters are forced into a contained space together for an indefinite period of time + forced to have conversations they've otherwise avoided so yes.... this is a vibe

the guillotine hums by liraels - a politics AU, eve + villanelle are MPs on opposing sides. this fic..... felt like a fever dream as i was reading it + feels like a fever dream looking back on it. INSANELY good, liraels is another fic author who just gets eve + villanelle completely imo, writing/a universe u can absolutely sink into + soak up

the thought that lingers by liraels - a s3 fic, eve gets on the train with villanelle from aberdeen to london. another fic where these 2 are trapped in a contained space together + have to TALK. tbh there's soooo many liraels fics i still need to read but this + the one above are real faves of mine so far

i'll stop there for now, but will probs update this as i think of others!

Barty: You know, I think we should try a non-violent approach to this.

Bellatrix: I agree. Except replace 'non' with 'extremely' and include the phrase 'bloody murder extraordinaire'.

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Hermione: "Hey Malfoy, I f*cked your mom and aunts last night."

Draco: "Haha very funny, Granger. Is this one of those 'April Fools' thing?"

Hermione:

Draco:

Draco: "Granger, please answer me."

so, what the trailer was trying to tell us is that eve is the scorpion. this means that she can't escape her true nature, which is, eventually, becoming an assassin i guess. the problem is, where does villanelle fit in all of this? will she eventually get over her existential crisis? will she discover what her true purpose is? will it be compatible with eve's? if they make villanelle die at the end so eve can become an assassin i will shoot myself.

Ginny: *Throws Hermione's book at the window*

Hermione: *Jumps out to get catch it*

Ginny: "What the f*ck?!

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