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𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐌𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐫

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What the actual FUCK. is puffcorn?

Puffcorn is puffy popcorn that doesn't have any kernels. It has a fluffy texture and is soft to eat. The taste of it is like shagging an angel in the most ethereal place you've ever seen.

ppl in the age of cell phones: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of books: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of textile art: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of picking lice: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of cooking: fucking up their necks

Happy Halloween!

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Here you go! A couple of attractive special edition vampires!

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Translation:

“Occult World, Vampire’s Mutant City”

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People who try to copy historical writing styles don't say enough weird stuff in them. I'm listening to a 1909 story about a ghost car right now, and the narrator just said he honked the car horn a bunch of times, but the way he phrased it was "I wrought a wild concerto on the hooter".