It’s Tough Being A Ceruledge…

Human AU

I WILL KILL EVERYONE

(Please reblog, cuz likes don't do anything-)

Scientists: Edward, you need to make a good impression on yourself.

Edward:

to begin with, I'll explain how it happened and what happened.

One day, after a month of thinking and guessing, scientists examined the X-ray of scp-049, and noticed several cracks between the clothes and the body, as well as between the mask and the face. They decided to conduct an experiment and carefully remove all this fabric from object 049. The object itself showed aggression and did not agree in any way. Under tranquilizers and sedatives, they took him to the surgical table, after which they began to conduct an experiment. The clothes came off, as if they had been recreated from liquid fibers, and stuck to the Doctor's body. The mask was held tightly to his face by leather straps. After they took off all Edward's clothes and mask, the object suddenly woke up, shouting something unintelligible, and blood flowed from one eye, which should have been healed long ago. The object attacked one of the scientists, ██████ him, and behaved like a wild animal. After 30 minutes, as the object finished █████ one of the employees, he turned to the entire group of scientists and special forces, after which he began to step back in fright, covering himself with his hands. There are clear signs of severe amnesia and loss of space.

There will be more with Н!scp-049 soon, because I love him, we don't ask questions here, nuh-huh

r/grandorder - [Translated] FATE X SAINT YOUNG MAN

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That’s awesome! Though I wish Jesus had fist bumped Martha or something, since they were friends in life. Even if it broke some fingers, he could insta-heal them.

baton pass

Might be a LITTLE out of character for the bizzybosses especially for the chapter its referencing but also NOT? 😅 maybe theyre more lax about the Bizzyboys on-duty dating at times?

post game inspekchin version under the cut 😏

i have a swap au inspekchin drawing thing based on this nonsense actually but SHHH

Take a good look at yourself!

DUUUUUUDE YOU MADE A SOCIAL BLUNDER- into the oil vat with you.

You saw it in front of your door, your actions

so glad I spelt minute right I didn’t want the shame of redoing that

FIVE MINUTES UNTIL THE PREMIERE