my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “laudanum-dosed wine at the villa diodati on lake geneva in 1816” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
me: yeah whatever i don’t feel shit
5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw mary shelley and claire clairmont talking about reanimation and vampires with lord byron
my buddy percy pacing: dr. john polidori is plotting against us and my wifes nipples have been replaced by eyeballs
you were a fleeting, transient love
UM. heres this. my hand hurts
courtroom drama
this fake doujin credit card is the best thing i’ve ever bought lmao
messed around too much and lost the plot a little so this is as far as i'm willing to go with this one
The most beautiful effeminate monk with the cutest most demure Femboy tonsure has been thrown from the bell tower for being too servile and doe-eyed.
Victor Frankenstein trying to explain why he's been cutting up dead bodies for the past few months
TW: medical malpractice, dangerous use of electricity, blasphemy
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holy fuuuuuckkkk... i’m going to sleep
So, its canon that Henry loved all these love stories and fairy tales
Its also canon that he made Victor act with him in his plays
So, like, do you think they kissed when they were kids? Like, "ho princess, i will wake you up *kiss*" "my prince, lets get married!" ?
Idk, i kinda feel like it happened