COMING SOON ...

To say the last few weeks of culinary school under the tutilage of Robert "Bob" Pancakes has been stressful would be an understatement. Maybe as the new standard Fe will be able to ease through the rest of the program. At least now she has a budding friendship with the heir to the Pancake empire, Iggy Pancakes. Hopefully Fe will be able to stay out of the complicated relationship between Bob and his son.

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Bob: "I expect perfection. Less than that and what is the point? I am here to make chefs out of you— not to be disappointed by talentless amateurs.

It's time to put the skills you've been developing over the last few weeks to the ultimate test. Me."

Bob (to Ezra): "I am very curious to know, at what point in your cooking process did you decide this was appropriate to serve to me?"

Bob (to Alexandra): Spices and herbs are not optional in this kitchen. They are required. You would do well to remember that."

Bob (to Iggy): "Truthfully I expected worse from you."

Iggy (angrily): Is that a compliment, Chef Pancakes?"

Bob: "If you have to ask the answer is no."

Bob (to Fe): This is... surprisingly edible. The seasoning of your shrimp blends perfectly with the avocado confit. Very bold choice.

Fe (excited): Thank you, Chef. I've been practicing the technique of—"

Bob interrupts

Bob: "Don't get too cocky. You have a long way to go before your food is deserving of any real compliments."

Fe: "Yes, Chef."

Bob: "With that said. Pass."

Fe: "Thank you, Chef."

Bob: "Of all of you chef—"

Fe: "Fe. Fe Murillo-Waller."

Bob: "Chef Waller was the least abominable. She is your new standard. Dismissed."

Iggy (to Fe): "So... you're the new standard of excellence."

Fe: "Yeah I guess I am."

Iggy: "You don't sound very excited."

Fe: "I am deep down. But more pressure from that madman isn't exactly ideal.

Iggy: "If you think that's bad imagine growing up with that mentality. And apply it to everything not just cooking."

Fe: "Oh, you're Iggy Pancakes."

Iggy: "Yeah.. just don't hold it against me. Listen, Fe, don't sweat it about Bob. I promise his only concern is food. Here put your number in."

Fe: "Why?"

Iggy: "I've already watched my dad drive one woman to drinking. I can't in good conscience let you go down like that."

Fe: "Wow. Pushy and already divulging childhood traumas. You don't waste time, Iggs."

Iggy (laughing): "I can already tell we're gonna be good friends."

The twins are finally getting sleepy!

from Anna Marie LeBeau to Rogue | X-men

STRAUD - A VAMPIRE STORY.

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A few weeks ago.

[Carmilla, off-screen:] I am not sure I understand.

Vladislaus: It is simple, truly. The Vatores have been reckless in their disrespect of the rules I have set in place, for all of our sakes. Caleb in particular has been vocal about his ideas of 'coexisting' with mortals. He says our way of living is ... barbaric.

[Off-Screen, Vladislaus:] So I need you to seduce the young Mister Vatore, to keep him loyal to the Straud name.

Vladislaus: Put those selfsame talents you used onto me, and make him want you, like the beautiful prize you are.

Current day.

Vladislaus: Miss Vatore, would you tell me of your travel to Italy? I do miss her dearly.

[Lilith, off-screen:] Oh, it's beautiful this time of year. The waves are a gorgeous azure color, the beaches ...

Caleb: !!!

[Caleb, in low tones:] Mistress Vatore, what- ... ?

[Carmilla, in low tones:] Do not make it so obvious.

Lilith: ... and of course, one cannot overstate how delightful the food is.

Vladislaus: It sounds like you've had a very enjoyable time, away from the Hollow ... Miss Vatore, do you know why I've said travel is to be avoided ?

Lilith: Master Straud ...

Vladislaus: The world of the mortals is beyond us, now. It is beyond dangerous, any mistake there is a death sentence. Here, you are safe, you are cared for.

Caleb: Master, if I may-

Vladislaus: You may not. Too long have you both disregarded the rules I have laid out for you. One day, you will make a mistake, and it will cost you your very life.

All: ...

Vladislaus: Now, about that dinner ...

There are several days of the AU April challenge by @honeysylvan i really wanted to do, and the Post-Apocalyptic on day 25 was one of them! (Yes I watched the first ep of s2 of The Last of Us and yes it made me want to do it even more)

In this universe, Aria and Luke and their daughter Isabelle try to survive the apocalypse that has hit their world as best they can. Jasper eventually joins their community, and he and Isa soon fall in love. But what they hadn't planned was for Isa to get pregnant… Will they be able to face up to this dangerous event that threatens their community?

I wanted this AU to kinda look like the real one with an unexpected pregnancy for Isa and Jasper ahah, and I imagine Daphne being the glimmer of hope they all needed to survive and rebuild something!

Watching videos of the new pack, and every time a wild Crispin Black appears I have a mighty need to drive cross-country for the sole purpose of reclaiming my PS2 and firing up my scratched-to-hell copy of Urbz

This was WAY more fun than I expected it to be! Thanks for the tag, @fledermausbend :)

Meet the Librarian--

fhfdkjslf idk who to tag so consider this an open call to anyone who wants to try it!

guys, i found a fun thing so i am creating a tag U_U YOU (or ur OC) AS A STEAMPUNK (everyday vs formal) CHARACTER, GO ! ⋆｡°✩ (ty @wildfairies for rb'ing the cool post) ✩ i tag: @flovoid @living-undead @misspepeshi @notasimblr @salemssimblr

Sienna's first billboard with Sulsulemon ‪‪❤︎‬

a heart's a heavy burden.

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