Vlad doesn’t waste a moment before tackling Akira to the ground.
“Is this how you greet every visitor?”
“We don’t have visitors.” His eyes are wild as he wraps a hand around Akira’s neck. “We have enemies.”
That was a fucking understatement.
The Strauds greeted the mailman with a hatchet if the mood moved them, and they had a virtual graveyard hidden in these hills. Sims (it was always sims) seemed determined to fuck around and find out.
“Do I look like an enemy?” Akira teases. He's hoping to rile Vlad enough to throw him off his game, but the man is focused. Growling, he plunges his knife into Akira’s side. It’s unpleasant but also invigorating.
No fae ever died from anything so small as a knife wound. Healing it is almost as easy as breathing.
“Hold still!” Vlad hisses, as he pulls the knife out and lifts his arm to bring it down again. He tightens his hold on Akira’s neck, veins popping as he squeezes harder.
Lust and lightheadedness war as Akira snaps his arm up to block the knife’s descent. “I want you to know my devotion, but you get one.”
“I get as many as I need.” Vlad’s nostrils flare as he bares his teeth. “You have been haunting me!” He tries to thrust the knife in again. “You made me think I was crazy! I couldn’t sleep! I couldn’t eat. I thought you were a figment of my imagination!”
There’s a broken note in his voice that stops Akira cold. “Time out. You didn’t imagine me.” He pushes the knife away and sits up slightly, rubbing the bruises on his neck. “And I was never trying to make you feel crazy. That wasn’t my intent. You should not have seen me but I guess that was my bad.”
Gently, as if he hadn't just been trying to slit Akira's throat, Vlad reaches down and strokes the tips of Akira’s ears. “You are far prettier up close than I imagined,” he murmurs.
Akira shifts, suppressing a groan. This isn’t a great location for sex, but Vlad is literally sitting on his dick and looking at him like—
“Can I behead you?”
“What the fuck? No! Get off me!”
Vlad rolls to his feet and pockets the knife in one smooth movement. “I wasn’t asking permission. I just wanted to know if it was a viable method for killing you.”
The fucking ego on this guy.
“I am not telling you how to kill me,” Akira bites out. “In what universe would I pop into your yard to give you a crash course on how to eliminate me?”
“In the same universe where you’ve been hiding in the bushes like a rockstar cosplaying an assassin.”
“Excuse me?”
Vlad tilts his head, his eyes glinting silver in the moonlight. He really is gorgeous. “You’re wearing leather pants.”
Akira feels a blush rising at his blatant stare. “There is nothing wrong with leather pants. I don’t know why you would bring that up.”
Vlad doesn’t agree or disagree, he simply lunges. And that’s how Akira learns the sim is fast.
Preternaturally so.
His momentum works against him, though. As he twists, Vlad’s knees hit the pallet of construction bags behind him and he falls backward.
Akira dives after him, taking one blow to the jaw before dodging a second. “Are you finished?” he grounds out.
“No. I am just getting started. I could do this all night.”
The combination of conviction and breathlessness sends Akira’s pulse racing. “Yeah, I could too, but I think we’ve got better ways to pass the time.”
“Do you want a weapon?” Vlad purrs, but Akira has learned his lesson. The man could go from seduction to murder in under 60 seconds. He doesn’t relinquish his position, gripping Vlad’s thigh before he can kick out.
"Nope. And you’re not gonna kill me because you’re gonna date me."
“Date you?” Vlad goes still. “I’m flattered, but I couldn’t possibly. I’m already seeing someone.”
Leaning down until his lips are nearly by Vlad's ear, Akira whispers, “I know. She’s gonna date me too.”
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More incorrect quotes because I find these to be hilarious.
Bonus:
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here i’m sharing the new features of the mod. for the main information, check out this post: https://www.patreon.com/posts/functional-108383322 requires the xml injector
three new pacifiers are now available in three different colors. you can check out all new pacifiers in the video thumbnail of this post.
all pacifiers work for both infants and toddlers. i used the texture slot for glasses, so unfortunately, it’s not possible to use glasses and a pacifier at the same time. however, you can now wear the pacifier together with onesies, which wasn’t possible in the first version.
pacifiers will automatically disappear during meals and baths.
adult sims can now give pacifiers to children. after this interaction, the child will immediately start wearing the pacifier. for this, i used the in-game "check infant/toddler" animation, so there’s no custom animation. please note that the "give pacifier" action won’t show up if the sim is carrying the baby.
you can get pacifiers by purchasing them through the computer.
you can remove the pacifier by clicking either on the pacifier itself or directly on the sim.
please let me know if you encounter any issues. your feedback is incredibly valuable for improving and fine-tuning mods ❤️
10:28pm | 36 Bayani Place | Hopewell Hills, San Sequoia
So why did I choose this sim of mine for the challenge? Because it’s the perfect setting to bring him a little closer to you ...
so it’s time for Kay to finally take up the space he’s long deserved. I’ve introduced him here before (Kay Withers), with words that tried to express what he means to me. But considering the weight he holds in my world - how deeply he’s woven into everything - it’s been far too quiet around him. That’s about to change. This post shows him in his favorite everyday outfit, with his guitar - he lives for music - and at one of his favorite places: the fireplace near the old ruins in Windenburg.
Kay is my soul echo. The part of me that exists beyond all the noise out there. He's no reflection, no shadow, but just the steady pulse of my inner calm. He’s not a self-sim, but he is my truth, my voice.
He’s loud where I’m quiet. Brave where I stay cautious. He lives the kind of freedom I often only feel inside.
He’s been part of my stories for a long time, but now I want him to be seen in all his facets.
With this post, I’m joining a challenge that instantly inspired me, by @honeysylvan 🫶 AU April, a journey through alternate universes. And I’m genuinely happy that Kay will be part of it, because this is exactly his thing: colorful, diverse, creative - even if, as usual, I’m showing up a bit late.
Maybe, through these fragments, you’ll come to see him the way I do.
Thanks for this beautiful inspiration and thanks to all CC Creators for your amazing work 🫶. OC: Kay, GShade Preset and location build by me @Tikay21
Asha loves being a mother, she never thought this role would suit her so well. She loves her children very much and tries to devote every moment of her life to them. Sundays are always devoted to family time, so taking advantage of the last warm days Asha had a picnic with her girls in a backyard.
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She's one of the prettiest sims I ever made forreal 😩
Watching videos of the new pack, and every time a wild Crispin Black appears I have a mighty need to drive cross-country for the sole purpose of reclaiming my PS2 and firing up my scratched-to-hell copy of Urbz
This was WAY more fun than I expected it to be! Thanks for the tag, @fledermausbend :)
Meet the Librarian--
fhfdkjslf idk who to tag so consider this an open call to anyone who wants to try it!
guys, i found a fun thing so i am creating a tag U_U YOU (or ur OC) AS A STEAMPUNK (everyday vs formal) CHARACTER, GO ! ⋆。°✩ (ty @wildfairies for rb'ing the cool post) ✩ i tag: @flovoid @living-undead @misspepeshi @notasimblr @salemssimblr