Somewhere Else (In Space)

me, after someone jokes about death : is this foreshadowing??

You were just a bartender—until a portal dropped you into a world of magic. Now, your cocktail skills blend potions like no one’s ever seen. Healing with a twist of lime. Fireballs with a salted rim. You don’t cast spells. You serve them.

well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.

im not even american but i want that 600

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

hi im aro and i am here! hello :DD

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

it works

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

can someone PLEASE take away my tits thank you

i love the funky dj spotify because be could be like "these songs are for that those funky vibes" then the next song is like FUCK YOU FUCK YOU VERY VERY MUCH and i love him for that