No Babe I Love When You Open 100 Tabs Then Go Dormant For 6 Months You're Such A Good Headmate Yes Of

wapo really channeling the mcsweenys today

Here are some scientific facts about blood loss for all you psychopaths writers out there.

a “horror” movie where the main character had DID/OSDD and they’re possessed by a demon but didn’t realize because the system just thinks there’s a new alter

SHE SAID. BITCH.

Abbey Road (Remastered)

SO TRUE!!

me in class be like: so sorry everyone no it wasn't a hydroflask it was just my cane hitting a chair... then another chair... then a table... then the floor- so sorry!

to my dearest cane: politely, PLEASE stop slipping off tables and making big banging noises. the cafe does not need to think an entire rack of cutlery has hit the floor

Disability will have you thinking shit like “I’m not even that disabled. I can manage as long as I limit myself to very specific careers, never go shopping for more than an hour or two at a time, keep my plans open so I can cancel and stay in if need be, and only go out a few nights per week at the most”

Average disabled experience:

doctor: good news! The tests were negative!

Patient: so… what’s wrong with me then?

doctor: we don’t know :)

patient: so are you going to run more tests?

doctor: haha, no.

"fakeclaim" — a personal comic about being in an OSDD/DID system.

Plurality Wrapped

This year you:

Fakeclaimed yourself 5,729 times

Accidentally discovered 92 trauma memories

Immediately forgot 92 trauma memories

Contradicted something a different headmate said 288 times

Almost outed yourself 45 times

Had littles spend all your money 67 times

Forgot what you were doing 2,890 times

Failed to mask as the host 176 times

Split who knows how many new headmates

Repeated the same story 39 times

Got jumpscared by your reflection 103 times

Your top moods this year:

Who the fuck am I

What if I’m secretly faking it

How long have I been standing here dissociating

I suddenly hate (current activity)

When did we split (headmate)???