The Black Stag

I'm pretending and planning an immediate ending 'cause I'm all choked up in the middle of a fall. | ❝ snow song ❞ by blake rouse.

Oh Christmas dwarf, Oh Christmas dwarf,

How shiny is your chest hair?

Not me replaying da2 for some copium after finishing veilguard

Varric: Great, we’re in the Deep Roads. I feel myself getting dwarfier by the minute. Did I just sprout a beard?    

Varric: (Sighs.) I hate caves.

Cassandra: Yes, yes. You hate the Deep Roads, and caves, and the outdoors.

Iron Bull: And slopes. Uneven ground. The dark. Pretty much all kinds of weather.

Blackwall: Also quiet. Most kinds of smells. Rain. Water in general.

Sera: And everything that isn’t hearing himself talk.

Cole: The smell of the sea. “Who made the ground vertical?” Mountains covered in the dead.

Dorian: Orlesian cafes. Taverns that are too tidy. Slopes of greater than ten degrees.

Vivienne: And Orlesians, Fereldans, Nevarrans, mages, Templars, the entire Merchants Guild, nugs.

Varric: Look, I have to complain, or you’ll forget I’m even here and trip over me! I’m providing a service.

In Dragon Age Keep, Varric Tethras narrates all the origin stories: The Human Noble, the Circle Mage, the Dwarf Noble, the Dwarf Commoner, the Dalish Elf and the City Elf.

I need to learn how to get voice lines like this lol I would go through da2, Inquisition, and veilguard just for varric's lines to hoard them

I cannot believe we found you. I thought I'd never see you again.

Rook… You're impossible. It's what I love about you.

You're here. You're really here. I swear.

I do. I know exactly how to feel.

Never

I think. I am so funny for this

ultimate dragon age meme | five rogues [ 1/5 ] - varric 

Confession: the things i want Varric to do to me. Tease to oblivion, keep me on edge for hours, show me what the dwarven stamina is all about. And when i finally have enough the tall human legs straddle him and ohhh he never imagined how much he loves being below. I fall onto his chest when im done and just play with it mindlessly. He's safe and he's loving and he's a friend BEFORE he is a lover always and ughhhh i want him so bad