Finally Managed To Scrounge Up Enough Varric Doodles To Make A Post, Bioware Plz Let Me.. Date. Him.

Kisses for the Dwarven Storyteller (Varric)

...is now available on Nexus Mods!

The road to Valentine's Day is paved with kisses! February 9th is a day for Varric!

Nexus Mods :: Dragon Age: Inquisition

Kisses for the Dwarven Storyteller (Varric)

The road to Valentine's Day is paved with kisses! February 9th is a day for Varric!

Can u imagine brand-new father Trevor Bruttenholm wakes up and there's the silhouette of a demon in his doorway with glowing orange eyes and he's scared shitless for half a second before Hellboy says "I frew up"

Confession: Pushing together Varric's hairy tits and fucking them.

varric tethras in DRAGON AGE 2 (2011)

*offers u some unrelated da2 doodles*

Hawke: Due to personal reasons, I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large box.

Varric: Fenris said “I love you,” and you said “thanks,” didn’t you?

Hawke: The reasons are PERSONAL!

Varric

Other refs:

Rook: The Player's Character

Harding: The Scout

Neve: The Detective

Emmrich: The Necromancer

Taash: The Dragon Hunter

Davrin: The Warden

Bellara: The Veil Jumper

Lucanis: The Mage Killer

Varric: The Silver Fox [you're here]

Varric: Great, we’re in the Deep Roads. I feel myself getting dwarfier by the minute. Did I just sprout a beard?    

Varric: (Sighs.) I hate caves.

Cassandra: Yes, yes. You hate the Deep Roads, and caves, and the outdoors.

Iron Bull: And slopes. Uneven ground. The dark. Pretty much all kinds of weather.

Blackwall: Also quiet. Most kinds of smells. Rain. Water in general.

Sera: And everything that isn’t hearing himself talk.

Cole: The smell of the sea. “Who made the ground vertical?” Mountains covered in the dead.

Dorian: Orlesian cafes. Taverns that are too tidy. Slopes of greater than ten degrees.

Vivienne: And Orlesians, Fereldans, Nevarrans, mages, Templars, the entire Merchants Guild, nugs.

Varric: Look, I have to complain, or you’ll forget I’m even here and trip over me! I’m providing a service.

Not me replaying da2 for some copium after finishing veilguard