Mods Are Asleep, Post Silver Fox Varric

i made a list of dai characters as bugsnax characters and i can't explain my choices but i am 100% right

Nah cuz how dare varric STILL BE TALLER THAN ME EXCUSE THE FUCK

Heights Based off Official Model Scales, Dev Words, or Lore specified

Here to ruin everyone's day with this because honestly I find it delightful and fits into the feral and desperate need I have for Thedas to be experiencing mega fauna and flora.

Update: Just to clarify, the only height that is canon is Bull's. I realize that the wording for some was not entirely clear enough on that. That's why I didn't tag this as lore.

Going from shortest to tallest we have this:

Varric - 5'3 (160.02cm) [Source]

Morrigan - 5'8 (172.72cm)*

Alistair - 6' (182.88cm) [Source]

Dorian - 6' - 6'2 (182.88-187.96cm)*

Solas - 6'5 (195.58cm) [Source]

The Iron Bull - 8' (243.84cm)*

Elaboration (Below the Cut)

Morrigan:

Morrigan's figure isn't listed anymore, but I grabbed a screenshot and with the help of a friend who has her statue, Morrigan is 5'8 sans heels.

Dorian:

When asked about Dorian's height, David Gaider specified that: "He is as tall as the character artists made him." [Source]

So, without giving bias, I put Dorian's height at a range due to the fact he is the ideal proportions at 8 heads tall which by modern industry standard means he's 6'2, but by earlier standards means he's 6'. Since we can't really tell which height the artist is going for, I put the range. But considering current standards I would say he's 6'2.

The Iron Bull:

In World of Thedas vol. 2 p. 255 they have the description that he is 8' tall.

Everyone in the Chargers is someone who can look at an eight-foot horned giant and say, 'Yes, I trust that man with my life.'

If you're wondering if that includes the horns? Up to you, its not specified. If you want to do sans horns, they math out to adding roughly 5" to his had according to his gaming heads model. Which would make him 7'5 (226.06cm).

I will love you til the day that I die 🫶🏼💙

I didn’t need to be called out like this todayyy

Are they……. you know…….. [mimes listening to a narrative horror podcast] asexual?

It’s been so long since I’ve been on tumblr… feels like coming home.. it’s weird

One of my lovely patreons requested Varric last month and im still super pleased with how he came out! <3 

Kisses for the Dwarven Storyteller (Varric)

...is now available on Nexus Mods!

The road to Valentine's Day is paved with kisses! February 9th is a day for Varric!

Nexus Mods :: Dragon Age: Inquisition

Kisses for the Dwarven Storyteller (Varric)

The road to Valentine's Day is paved with kisses! February 9th is a day for Varric!

Varric

Other refs:

Rook: The Player's Character

Harding: The Scout

Neve: The Detective

Emmrich: The Necromancer

Taash: The Dragon Hunter

Davrin: The Warden

Bellara: The Veil Jumper

Lucanis: The Mage Killer

Varric: The Silver Fox [you're here]

Oh Christmas dwarf, Oh Christmas dwarf,

How shiny is your chest hair?

And now it’s time for Silly Animatics with Lava, the part of the show where Lava shows up and gives you a silly animatic

(The beans are obsessed with Moana 2 right now and I felt like the song was very Varric)