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Me to Bioware: LET US ROMANCE SILVER FOX VARRIC YOU FUCKING COWARDS!!!!!

I did manage to get him a place on my headboard above my varric shrine but holy cow...

No one:

Not a single soul:

Not even Hornet Head:

The Man from the Railroad:

"Goodbye, Varric, and thank you."

Confession: I want to rest my face in Varric’s fuzzy bosom

Oh Christmas dwarf, Oh Christmas dwarf,

How shiny is your chest hair?

Post-prologue scene. Varric was supposed to be in Harding's room.

Harding: It wasn't supposed to go this way. What do we do now? What do we do? Varric: One thing at a time, Harding. Harding: (Sighs) Varric: I let you down. I'm sorry. Varric: Talk to her. She could use a friend.

When the cat won’t let you poop in peace 🙄

Barbie dai companions (inspired by @/raysoffrost bg3 posters x)

Appreciating his existence