196 - Blog Posts

Rule (posting random memes on my phone day 3)

Rule (posting old memes I have on my phone)

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I can proudly say that I was part of the scratch generation

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Yes, teacher!

Take notes

"______ is part of a balanced breakfast" well what if I don't want that? What if I want an unbalanced breakfast? A broken, absolutely busted breakfast? How will this affect the breakfast meta?

Found this on the ground, so far i've been unable to identify who this is. Do any of you recognize sunglasses man?

I am unkillable in the sense of i haven't been killed yet, and if i've made it this long, something has to be up.

The government's been trying to hide it, and the woke media doesn't want you to know this, but it really does say gullible on the ceiling. I'd know, because I did my own reaserch (googled it) and it came up with all these results about how it actually says gullible on the ceiling. SPREAD THE WORD!!!

Deltarune + silksong announced on the same day is cool and all, but we have the ability to make this another barbenheimer. A deltasong if you will.

Wearing a "women want me, fish fear me" hat while i go fishing to ward off sirens, who classify as both, and thus are unable to decide whether to fuck me or run

if i had a dollar for every dumb u were, i'd have a bank account

Everyone always talks about pronouns like they're this big thing. But never once have i seen anyone acknowlwdge the noobnouns, nor the hackernouns

Nothing is more panic-inducing than when something breaks or is behaving abnormally, and there are people waiting in line behind you who also want to use the thing.

The reason why conservatives only refer to it as DEI is because it sounds a lot worse to openly be against diversity equality and inclusion, than it is to be against Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated.

"You say you're an edgelord, and nobody bats an eye. I call myself the lord of edging, and society,, society goes wild."

Mom said it's my turn on the maid dress

So, were any of you going to tell me that hatsune miku is the voice of nyan cat or was i just supposed to have already known that?

New years resolurion:

1: post with more typos

2: my gay gay

Gender nuzzlocke: whenever someone refers to you by a new set of pronouns/gender, you have tu use that until somebody misgenders you, at which point that gender cant be used again. You also have to have a themed nickname for each gender you go through.

Twitter should have an @everyone feature. This would only make things better and cause no issues whatsoever.

What if instead of an election we held an erection

you see., trump is called a dictator. Because he puts his dick. In the potater

if boobs are so great, why dont they make a second one?

Bop it. Twist it. Jork it.

Going to get HRT but three of my friends are trying to hunt me down and stop me. Also, only a small percent of my viewers are actually subscri