196 - Blog Posts
I thought it would be nice to give her a proper introduction 
Her name is Taffy and she is 7 years old :3
Hobbies are rolling in dirt, killing birds, and rubbing against stuff 
cruelty squad ass dialogue
Ants are a form of thing, known for travelling in cliques. They are small in size, unknown in color, and bashful in temperament. Every ant has two appendages they use to hurt other beings, and four appendages for other activities. Scientists have discovered many types of ants; gay, Protestant, electric, and chill. Their wealth is considered low.
any body part is automatically more erotic when viewed from an uncommon angle, like looking up at a dick, sideboob, backsack, etc. this is known as the Rare Sex Pepe Effect
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last night i had the craziest fucking dream
there was this island off the coast of los angeles called thelena iirc. (sidenote, i didnt know what it was called for the longest time. i pulled out my phone in the dream and used google maps and saw all of the city names and ferry routes) iirc it gained significant popularity and acted as a refuge for many people after some climate disaster killed a lot of the usa, but i also remember the usa being bustling, so thats a continuity error in my dream. the other part of thelena was as a massive experiment by the united states government, as they wanted to see if they should switch the usa over to a socialist nation, as well as switch over to public transit/walkable cities because thelena was relatively small (iirc around the size of los angeles), and was isolated from the mainland, it was a perfect testing ground.
unsurprisingly, thelena socially blew up, with many thousands of people migrating to it, and being a hub for scientific and technological advancement, all in perfect harmony with nature
*sigh* i wish thelena was real
also, some whacky shit happened in that dream.
- there was a pizza hut on thelena and one of the toppings was whole brains
- i had a derelict boeing 737 with broken cockpit windows which i flew around in and fucked around with
- i fought ganondorf (from the legend of zelda) but with horse legs at the beginning of the dream
- one of the ways you can tell if you're in a dream is by noticing text, and if its all weird and moves due to the fact that your brain cant render text, you are in a dream. my brain just didnt do this. thats how i knew it was called thelena (although i might have forgot the exact spelling)
- my brain somehow almost perfectly rendered google maps on my phone? there were a few graphical glitches with nonexistent islands filling up ocean bays and it looked really weird, but other than that my brain perfectly rendered google maps text, zoom, roads, and ferry routes
saw the minecraft movie. here is my review:
it was bad
but I can tell there was genuine love put into it by the people that worked on it, so it was still a fun movie
also, everyone in the theater started loudly clapping and cheering whenever they said one of the funny lines and that made it very fun
